Another night of no sleep

Uncle Floyd

Nice try, Floyd.
Even if she wasn't my mom she wouldn't. She walked in and saw my dick and laughed at it. I wasn't turned on though so of course it was small. She didn't have to laugh about it.
WWAW your mother seeing your post-pubescent dick? My mom walked in on me fucking my girlfriend, doggy style, back when we were in high school. I was at full mast and driving in deeeep. Girl was hunnnhhhing and rrrrruhhhhhing so mom came in to see what was up.

Bet she was proud of her boy, tho.
 

Queefer Sutherland

Fix me, Josh!
Purchase as many life insurance policies as you can on her. Then add 1 teaspoon of anti-freeze to her coffee each day. Just one. It will take months but there will be little trace when she finally croaks.
 
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I can't even come home without my mom barging into my room and accusing me of something. I was just tired mom I wasn't drinking. And if I stay in my room all day I get ridiculed for that too. There is no winning here. Nothing brings me joy anymore. I wish I would get hit by a train.
Well I think you’re swell.
 
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