Another day, another felony charge 😔

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

found on r/oopsiedoodles


Lets hear from brother joes fans on r/rotgut:

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Are fent farts a real thing?

 

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

Are fent farts a real thing?

pew yes and they're stinky

 

[Mc.Faggot]

watching family guy?

i think you may have a problem buddy

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Got a "shut your fucking mouth" out of him, impressive

 

[Hudson]

This is why Samcro is so much smarter than Patso.

Joe rarely replies while Piggy responds in seconds.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You really got under Ricks skin with the toothless one. This also isn’t “sad”. It’s poor life decisions. Which, is pretty cool.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

the joe texts are always the real highlight

 

[Cuphead]

Idk about you guys, but If you were working with the FBI something tells me they wouldn't want you responding let alone telling someone to shut their fucking mouth. But that's just me

 

[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

I can’t wait until your texts are read out in court, stlaker. Just plead not guilty no matter what.

 

[JewishNigger]

Hope the other Pat texters aren't sleeping on this reddit guy, because he's quickly become the top dog. These texts are always so uniquely repulsive and degenerate.

 

[Brooke Shields]

"I smoke blues and eat xans daily and I'm still smarter than you."
"That's sad for you..."

Let's explore what Rick meant by this, I can only think of one way this makes sense.
You're essentially bragging that although doing a load of drugs you're still smarter than Patrick, but Patrick finds that sad because this shouldn't be something to brag about (with Patrick being so pants-shitting retarded). It'd be like bragging that you outsmarted a dog.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Hope the other Pat texters aren't sleeping on this reddit guy, because he's quickly become the top dog. These texts are always so uniquely repulsive and degenerate.

FFBL has always been the top dog with this bit. The feds were just holdin a nigga down.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lol you made him cry about the lizard. And not because he actually cares. Because he thinks that's how humans act. "My pet is a member of my family." Your pet was a fucking lizard. You could have just kept the fucking corpse in the terrarium and nothing would have changed.

Seriously, present me 20 lizards right before bed and I'll see how fast I can flatten their brainless heads with a hammer and sleep like a baby.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Idk about you guys, but If you were working with the FBI something tells me they wouldn't want you responding let alone telling someone to shut their fucking mouth. But that's just me

I don't know about you guys, but if there was an audio clip of me shrieking "shut your fucking mouth" in a high-pitched little girl voice that has been laughed at and mocked by hundreds of people, I'd just straight up never say it again, lest I remind people what a fucking crazy faggot I am.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

"You are mentally ill"

I guess even a stopped clock is right twice a day...

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I don't know about you guys, but if there was an audio clip of me shrieking "shut your fucking mouth" in a high-pitched little girl voice that has been laughed at and mocked by hundreds of people, I'd just straight up never say it again, lest I remind people what a fucking crazy faggot I am.

 

[Harry Powell]

Love that you got a “shut your fucking mouth” from him brotherman.

quick question, how come you don’t make a boat out of the foil? That was always the easiest way for me with crack or meth. Then you just chase a straight line.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The lizard thing really got to him. What a faggot. Can’t believe you got a real life “shuT. Your fucking. mouth!!!!” out of him. Kudos.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

quick question, how come you don’t make a boat out of the foil? That was always the easiest way for me with crack or meth. Then you just chase a straight line. View attachment 41015

y’all really wanna stick it to patrick, shoot that shit into your veins

that would really chap his ass