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Yeah. There are so many like that, but I posted that one because it had the cord in the way as well.That's an old pic, right?
For once, he's drinking a beer with some integrity: Franziskaner.Yeah. There are so many like that, but I posted that one because it had the cord in the way as well.
He always sets himself up right in front of the beer taps, so he gets to bother them constantly.
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“He was running like a squirrel from a diving falcon, but by god, at that momenT, he never felT more alive”
Judging by the fade and dirt on the mousepad, he only brings the portable mouse to Hooligans to be an annoying jack off.Yeah. There are so many like that, but I posted that one because it had the cord in the way as well.
He always sets himself up right in front of the beer taps, so he gets to bother them constantly.
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That writing gave me major chills... of the douche variety.1) "Got to work on my bluff. Give them ten beats to answer, then cut off those clamps like empty yolk sacks".
2) Miguel fell back into the command chair. Not his, he was keeping it warm for Susan, but it's where his butt was planted for the moment.
He might be a coward, but he ain't Noel Coward.
Hopefully it ends like Hemingway.Does this obese idiot ever not have an alcoholic drink next to him?
You're not Hemingway. Fucking retard.
It's like his tweeting/oversharing of random everyday stuff to hundreds of strangers. It's not enough to just do the thing, wants an audience to be witnessing himIf I ever saw some cock sucker set up in the middle of the bar with a laptop, I'd knock over his drink on purpose. It's seriously the douchiest thing I've ever seen in my life
Hopefully it ends like Hemingway.
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