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Hickory dickory dock, my mouth points to six o'clock
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Andrew Dice Clay has Bell's Palsy
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He’s a JEW!
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Ummm oba herevvvvuh nowuhhhhh.
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Saw Dice early last year. He still killed but man does he now look like an aging Jewish accountant.
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The Diceman is fucked, he's mumbling on Cameo these days. I was considering getting him to unknowingly slam Nana, but he charges too much.
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Half a Dice Face!
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Stop smoking, you moronic kike. Perhaps the neurological facial spasms have something to do with the habit that turns your blood into molasses.
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I feel like I should hate your verbiage but I definitely don't.
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Jerkoff fdaace.
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Lol didn't fucking Joe Moomia play at Soul Joel's? Pretty sure I've called them before representing the Aryan Brotherhood.
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It's times like this when someone in all likelihood has to step aside from working on stage or on television that they can count on the unconditional support of a long-time friend like Jim Norton.
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I saw him Vegas a few years ago and met him after the show. Nice dude, that’s all I got.
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It's not bells palsy
It's not cause I'm sick
It's called lockjaw
Cause I suck the dick
Ooooohhhhh
It's not cause I'm sick
It's called lockjaw
Cause I suck the dick
Ooooohhhhh
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More like Injured Dice Clay
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Is he 80 years old yet? He was on fucking M*A*S*H
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He's been off cigarettes for like ten years. He just waves them around unlit now fuh da bit.