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An update on my pornhub account.

Jim-sucks-shit

*ALL FUTURE COURT DATES ARE VACATED*
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Some of you may remember I've been larping as a Latina in the MKE area on pornhub. I send pats info to guys constantly, but I did get bored and slowed down recently. I logged back in yesterday and wow.

This guy is my favorite. He's already talked to pat. He knows it's a fake account. But he's still so desperate.

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This dude has some very "maybe even kiss you" vibes. He got pats number

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This last guy is Very cool and VERY REAL.
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Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Haha I love this bit. Imagine being all horny and sending a message and the whore sends you her number and you text it and immediately get accused of being a felony atalker and how your lies are forging your chains and you’re going to lose EVERYTHING because of it. They tell you “quietly now”. You’d be like “wtf is wrong with this lady”??
 
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