An impossible to wipe shit

[Mr. Faggotry]

I hate 75% of a bag of Oreos last night. Took a shit right before taking my night shower. I wiped several times with each wipe being just as bad as the last. “Fuck it”, I thought, “I’m going to shower anyway.”

I blasted my ass with the clit blaster shower head, stuck two finger in my ass with soap and water and still the wash cloth had shit on it. The third, fourth and fifth time after fingering my ass and using the wash cloth, the same result. Scolding hot water directly on my ass from the shower head? The same. Finally I gave up and got out, semi clean. My white towel is currently in the washer because of the gigantic skid mark from drying my ass. Truly a first.

 

[Professor Rape]

Whats the deal with that? It doesn't make sense that logically the shit around your asshole isn't being wiped off.

You can't feel more coming out after you wipe it. Where's it coming from?

Unsolved mysteries...

 

[DMbA]

get a biden, or at least get the travel bottle one

 

[AssholeHead]

get a biden, or at least get the travel bottle one

My wife got us a Tushy 3.0 with a hot water option and it’s the best gift she’s ever gotten me. Bamboo stool & hot water bidet = cleanest asshole & colon I’ve ever felt.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

cut back on the sugar probably

 

[DMbA]

My wife got us a Tushy 3.0 with a hot water option and it’s the best gift she’s ever gotten me. Bamboo stool & hot water bidet = cleanest asshole & colon I’ve ever felt.

yeah save a lot of paper too just have to dry your butt