Am I prolapsing my asshole by shitting too hard?

[Harry Powell]

The other day I saw my asshole; not good.

One of my favorite activities is taking a super powerful shit for like 40 minutes.

But now I’m wondering if this is causing my asshole to be so horrific looking.

Thoughts? Experiences?

 

[guest]

It's probably the gay sex

 

[guest]

Nice prolapsed hiney hole, stupid!

 

[Milk74]

Second "I have an ugly asshole" thread this week. Are you thinking about asking that zoomer to give your butt some head?

 

[Build Black Better]

Thoughts? Experiences?

More importantly, what are your gamer girl's thoughts and experiences with Harry's Prolapsed Anus? Flavia might also have some advice.

 

[Harry Powell]

I just double checked, it’s not prolapsed or hemorrhoidic. But maybe it wouldn’t be so gross looking if I shit more quickly.

@Smith the initial blast happens in like 30 seconds. But then I like to browse the forms for the next 40 while the occasional aftershock hits

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

You should consider less fibre. You're not supposed to be shitting for 40 minutes at a time.


Suppose you were in nature, as God intended. Running down the Serengeti, being chased by mountain lions and niggers. You wouldn't be digging a hole just to shit for close to an hour when niggers are abound.

 

[Build Black Better]

I just double checked, it’s not prolapsed or hemorrhoidic. But maybe it wouldn’t be so gross looking if I shit more quickly.

@Smith the initial blast happens in like 30 seconds. But then I like to browse the forms for the next 40 while the occasional aftershock hits

If you're birthing bloody baseball bombs, add some Kellogg's Bran Buds to your cereal. That shit (obviously not your shit) is loaded with fiber. 10 or 20 grams is all you need.

 

[Harry Powell]

If you're birthing bloody baseball bombs, add some Kellogg's Bran Buds to your cereal. That shit (obviously not your shit) is loaded with fiber. 10 or 20 grams is all you need.

It’s not bloody. It’s usually PFG in fact, ever since I started taking psyllium every day at @CarolMaxheinie ’s recommendation.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

It’s not bloody. It’s usually PFG in fact, ever since I started taking psyllium every day at @CarolMaxheinie ’s recommendation.

He's a gay man who doesn't even post any more.

I'm telling you, cut the fibre out. Or try it. There's more evidence that fibre is bad for us.



Yes he's Australian and yes I'm biased. Stop prolapsing your anus.

 

[Build Black Better]

It’s not bloody. It’s usually PFG

So it's usually Poorly Formed Goo? I hate super powerful semi-solid shits, but it is PFG when it explosively breaches the perimeter of a public toilet seat. That's the only time those lazy entitled wage slaves truly earn their $15 an hour.

 

[1073waaf]

You need some Metamucil.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Yes he's Australian and yes I'm biased. Stop prolapsing your anus.

Dr. Paul Mason has always been celebrated for his excellence.

 

[Stent]

You're really missing out on the opportunity to post Nikocado photos of yourself.

 

[DMAN]

For the record, I have never seen my own asshole. So take my opinion with a grain of salt.

You should do your shitting in the morning after drinking coffee. Get rid of the food from yesterday and start the day without any accidents. If you don't drink coffee, then start you ASS.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Drink way more water brotherman

 

[Jenna]

ffs harry