Always finding new excuses for being lazy

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[kingship75]

He’ll never live in one because he can’t afford a home there.

 

[guest]

Those are weeds. Mow your lawn and plant flowers and fruit in beds. Oh yeah, you don't have a real garden. Lazy poor fatshit.

 

[guest]

Holy shit. He's not real. So he prefers inverted fences and uncut weeds. Full blown tard. His neighbors must hate him...but then you look and he lives next to a project building so it makes sense he stays in squalor.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He certainly doesn't mind living in a POS however.

 

[guest]

Hot take. I've never thought overgrown weeds were ugly and was pretty sure all my garden club friends who did were screwing with me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I eat dandelions. I'm kind of shocked that he doesn't.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Those yellow things are weeds and he's not "harvesting" shit.

 

[NoBacon]

He talks about his “garden” like it’s an industrial farm estate that needs seasonal work plans, it’s a 5x5 foot patch of dead grass and urban decay.

 

[Phish]

Those stawberries are those little wild strawberries. Theyre tiny and taste like bitter shit. Pig thinks hes gonna have big juicy GMO Dole brand berries popping up in between his weeds. Haha. Mr 1.7 strikes again.

 

[guest]

I eat dandelions. I'm kind of shocked that he doesn't.

They're high in vitamins. Why would he.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Clover has some benefits, which is why it is included in some grass seed mixes. It draws nitrogen into the soil. If it is running wild that is usually a sign that your soil is nitrogen poor.
This pictures looks like he just didn’t feel like cutting the last couple rows.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

What a stupid asshole

 

[fricklefrackle]

The natural, zero maintenance state of his life.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Enjoy those bum piss fertilized dingleberries

 

[SFWA liaison]

what he says is not even true, it's a made-up grievance to act smug over some imaginary enemy that doesn't exist. Nobody cares about his yard but he has to LARP about being some renegade oppositional bad boy that does things differently

also lol at his redditor 1.2 GPA of "I will enver live in a HOA in which the rules are voted on by the members... instead I will be a serf to some unelected nigger at the code enforcement agency that can make me re-do the fence I fucked up because I'm a big fat retard" how brave and stunning

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I eat dandelions. I'm kind of shocked that he doesn't.

I think I saw the neighborhood dog pissing in them this morning.

 

[guest]

Those stawberries are those little wild strawberries. Theyre tiny and taste like bitter shit. Pig thinks hes gonna have big juicy GMO Dole brand berries popping up in between his weeds. Haha. Mr 1.7 strikes again.

Yeah I was going to say those are not sweet strawberries. What a fucking moron, it would take two seconds to Google this

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I heard he leaves the weeds there to hide the bones of the niglets he grinds up for pepperoni.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

This pictures looks like the neighbors cut their grass and fat faggot Patrick doesn't cut his.