Almost 1,000 new followers, let's see how Pat's Amazon BSRs are doing

[guest]

With all the new followers and others threatening to buy his books, let's see how Rick is doing on Amazon

In The Black
Paperback BSR - 197,730
E-book BSR - 179,920

Starship Repo
Paperback BSR - 1,591,387
E-book BSR - 226,095

Gate Crashers
Paperback BSR - 1,567,756
E-book BSR - 293,604

Children Of The Divide
Paperback BSR - 2,171,670
E-book BSR - 232,923

Trident's Forge
Paperback BSR - 1,926,183
E-book BSR - 182,620

The Ark
Paperback BSR - 1,814,424
E-book BSR - 169,981

Jesus, terrible numbers. Doesn't look like any of these books are selling in quantity. He probably got a few pity buys. Let's look at a few others for comparison:

The Hunt For Red October
Paperback BSR - 85,050
E-book BSR - 12,911

Well Rick, looks like people would rather have the real deal from a real author than your "IN SPACE" version. A book that's 35 year old is outselling your PoS version.

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
Paperback BSR - 64,500
E-book BSR - 52,620

Tucker Max still outselling the Rickster.

Patrick, I know you come here. I know you'll probably read this. You were bragging all week about the 500,000 (now maybe over a million?) views your stupid Tweet thread brought. You added almost a thousand followers. Tons of people retweeted you. Many said they would buy a book. The numbers don't lie, your books aren't selling. You're not going to become a successful author because of your fucking Twitter. Nobody except people like you even give a fuck about followers because most people know it doesn't add inches to your dick (and we know you could use them). Instead of writing 100+ tweets/day tilting at windmills and being a cunt to people, use the time to try and get better at writing. Or go to the gym. I noticed Gym Pat has vanished less than a month into 2022. What happened fatty?

 

[PeteRose]

just wait until he releases the sequel to carrie goldbergers book.


Everybody's Victim - Patrick SS Tomlinson

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

No, atalker, Successful Pat has already won. He sold fourteen more books and pocketed over six dollars, and all he had to do is lie constantly and shred the last speck of his human dignity.

Observe his opulent and free lifestyle while you slave away in your stable, well-paid life, cubicle dweller! Pundit Pat wins again!

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

No, atalker, Successful Pat has already won. He sold fourteen more books and pocketed over six dollars, and all he had to do is lie constantly and shred the last speck of his human dignity.

Observe his opulent and free lifestyle while you slave away in your stable, well-paid life, cubicle dweller! Pundit Pat wins again!

14 books! Someone get Stephen King on the Blower, there’s a new King of literature here!

 

[Udders]

Pats books are objectively awful. Tucker Max, while a douche, wrote some incredibly funny shit.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

"People outside of the biz would be amazed how many people on Twitter will say they are going to buy your books and then not actually"

Would they?

It's all worthless, Pig.

If you had never registered a Twitter account and instead got a job in an area you are a good at you would have TENS of thousands of dollars more than you do.

Every follower you have is pretty much a dollar down the drain.

 

[guest]

His pronoun-in-bio followers aren't spending those precious disability shekels on Pat's shitty books.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

"People outside of the biz would be amazed how many people on Twitter will say they are going to buy your books and then not actually"

Would they?

It's all worthless, Pig.

If you had never registered a Twitter account and instead got a job in an area you are a good at you would have TENS of thousands of dollars more than you do.

Every follower you have is pretty much a dollar down the drain.

After the Google Subpeona gets quashed, $40000 to be precise

 

[PeteRose]

After the Google Subpeona gets quashed, $40000 to be precise

ah... so thats why rick hasnt started ebegging yet. hes waiting for the total amount.

 

[guest]

ah... so thats why rick hasnt started ebegging yet. hes waiting for the total amount.

Yeah that's a good point. I bet once that happens he opens up a GoFundMe. He'll say something like it pains him to do it, Covid, yada yada yada. "My following have continued to ask if they can help". His mental illness won't let him look weak or pathetic (even though it shows in everything he does) so he'll throw in some bullshit like He can afford to pay the bill but if anyone wants to help, blah blah blah.

Either that or he's got plans to try another lawsuit and he's gonna try and crowdfund that one since he blew through the SFWA's coffers.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

"If every single person reading this could donate $1, the cost of a niggeroni, then our debt to the cyberstalker can be ended today"

- Fatso Wales

 

[Stent]

Every recent sale is due to these forums.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Permanently Suspended: The Rise and Fall... and Rise Again of Radio's Most Notorious Shock Jock
Paperback BSR - 407,902
E-book BSR - 635,759

Anthony's Kindle sales lag behind Pat's but his paperbacks fly off the shelves compared to Pat's found family garbage