Alleged sex pest Seth Simons new article

[Fhhtte]

https://longreads.com/2023/08/17/lorne-michaels-saturday-night-live/?ref=sethisafag

He wrote a book report pulling unflattering quotes from SNL’s cast members biographies. It has no original reporting because who would bother talking to a queer who lives in his parent’s basement in Idaho.

Stick with the PPP scams Seth, your writing is for the birds.

 

[guest]

This pussy bitch got Shane Gilli's cancelled in 2018. His crowning achievement is that he ruined (or so he thought) somebody else's career. 5 years later and Shane is doing fine. Anyone who brings up the SNL drama, he's got a good attitude about it and doesn't even name the rat kike by name. Meanwhile Seth is still writing blog posts and living off mommy and daddy with a private twitter account because he got trolled

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

Oh please come back Spaceedge and send the rat back to his hole.

 

[patrick is fat]

it'd be pretty hilarious to see SNL get cancelled, but nobody is going to read this gay article. i hate this guy so fucking much

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Why is he obsessed with SNL? I don’t know a single person who watches anymore, boomers included.

He should spend his time honing in his bird poetry so he could become that battle axe from home alone 2 who lives with the pigeons.

 

[LoomisBuckby]

Who's Afraid of Lorne Michaels? - Longreads

Very rarely can we see an entire system reflected in one person. The creator and executive producer of “Saturday Night Live” is such a person.

web.archive.org

Here's an archive of the page.
Do not give them the clicks.

Also I ain't readin that long ass shit. Seth's probably the biggest worm in the industry, if you can even call him a member of it.

 

[wbgreen]

Why is he obsessed with SNL? I don’t know a single person who watches anymore, boomers included.

He should spend his time honing in his bird poetry so he could become that battle axe from home alone 2 who lives with the pigeons.

He is bitter his comedy career went nowhere because he is so whiny and unfunny that even Hebrew nepotism couldn’t help.

 

[NoBacon]

Why is he obsessed with SNL? I don’t know a single person who watches anymore, boomers included.

He should spend his time honing in his bird poetry so he could become that battle axe from home alone 2 who lives with the pigeons.

SNL is fucking terrible. It’s just establishment propaganda shit. Who watches it?

 

[Honey Badger]

SNL is fucking terrible. It’s just establishment propaganda shit. Who watches it?

Ever talked to women in their early twenties? (I’m just kidding, we know you do)

 

[NoBacon]

Ever talked to women in their early twenties? (I’m just kidding, we know you do)

I’ve probably missed the joke but none of them know what SNL is.

 

[NoBacon]

This is the only demographic who watches SNL

 

[Petworth dude]

This pussy bitch got Shane Gilli's cancelled in 2018. His crowning achievement is that he ruined (or so he thought) somebody else's career. 5 years later and Shane is doing fine. Anyone who brings up the SNL drama, he's got a good attitude about it and doesn't even name the rat kike by name. Meanwhile Seth is still writing blog posts and living off mommy and daddy with a private twitter account because he got trolled

Shane has basically said that he was never interested in or actively seeking out the SNL gig in the first place - he was essentially recruited and he thought it made sense as the next step career-wise.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

He is bitter his comedy career went nowhere because he is so whiny and unfunny that even Hebrew nepotism couldn’t help.

We all saw the potential in bird poetry, too bad he himself did not.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

https://longreads.com/2023/08/17/lorne-michaels-saturday-night-live/?ref=sethisafag

He wrote a book report pulling unflattering quotes from SNL’s cast members biographies. It has no original reporting because who would bother talking to a queer who lives in his parent’s basement in Idaho.

Stick with the PPP scams Seth, your writing is for the birds.

Lol he thinks comedy is safeguarded by conservatives. Not quite Seth. It just happens to be that hard leftists stopped being funny and started being preachy around the time Trump won in 2016. And now the right is who’s out protecting free speech, because people of your ilk are too fucktarded to not be offended when people see through your low iq drivel you call political opinions and rightly realize you’re a crybaby cunt.

I’ve also heard that despite being some woke cunt, you’re also a sex pest. No woman with 2 working brain cells would fuck a beta cuck like you.

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

Hi Seth

 

[EraGodless]

Lol he thinks comedy is safeguarded by conservatives. Not quite Seth. It just happens to be that hard leftists stopped being funny and started being preachy around the time Trump won in 2016. And now the right is who’s out protecting free speech, because people of your ilk are too fucktarded to not be offended when people see through your low iq drivel you call political opinions and rightly realize you’re a crybaby cunt.

I’ve also heard that despite being some woke cunt, you’re also a sex pest. No woman with 2 working brain cells would fuck a beta cuck like you.

You don't think the conservative alt-right'ers at SNL came up with this bit? What? Too real?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

You don't think the conservative alt-right'ers at SNL came up with this bit? What? Too real?

You know, they’re always tricking the good intentioned progressives into thinking they’re on their side over there in New York City.

 

[Stent]

Nice investigative journalism into comedy, stupid.