All 4 of my wheels just fell off!!!

[HotDogJoe]

I'm stranded out here like a cunt. Can't some brave superhero come out here and torque all these fuckers back on for me?? Preferably one that's a grease monkey nigger with an autistic wife?

Nigger nigger nigger.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

WWTWD

 

[Meownaw]

Ay this is Turkey McRoosterchin and there's gravy in my glove box.
Ahhhhhhh hubidubabawabadubahubadibadie.

 

[UnPRePared]

Ay this is Turkey McRoosterchin and there's gravy in my glove box.
Ahhhhhhh hubidubabawabadubahubadibadie.

Hi, this is... Mara Thawne McBurntwellington?

An Atalker stole my online identity, and now I'll never get my articles in Hot Rod Magazine!

Operator: Dis ain't Hot Rod Magazine, pal!


Aaawwwwwwwdumdumdumbaw

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Todays Torque Tip: If your car breaks down....call a tow truck.

 

[Brooke Shields]

i wonder what car blog that poor guy subscribed to for that to happen to his vehicle

For my car to work, I go with Torque: Torque Wheeler