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Alex Jones is 5'10
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It really is ridiculous how teeny weeny he is. Like a regular sized dude could comfortably carry him with one arm like a toddler or a chimp.
Now I'm picturing that happening. Like he gets shit done on his phone while some big jacked guy carries him around like a baby.
He'd try to defend it like the fanny packs too. "Bro, this isn't a papoose. This is a tactical man-carrier from Death Alpha Gorilla Rifle Tactical Co. Check it out; it's got these ripcords so I can release myself. A baby wouldn't have that. That'd be way too dangerous for a baby, bro."
Now I'm picturing that happening. Like he gets shit done on his phone while some big jacked guy carries him around like a baby.
He'd try to defend it like the fanny packs too. "Bro, this isn't a papoose. This is a tactical man-carrier from Death Alpha Gorilla Rifle Tactical Co. Check it out; it's got these ripcords so I can release myself. A baby wouldn't have that. That'd be way too dangerous for a baby, bro."
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Joe should pilot a mech to live like a normal person like the baby from Captain Commando.
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I believe it. Mullen is a munchkin and Stavros is one of those fat guys who was a fat baby then a fat kid then a fat guy. They're always short.
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Mobile Suite Gundumb: Nana’s HeartattackJoe should pilot a mech to live like a normal person like the baby from Captain Commando.
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You're 5'faggot, tell us more about how awesome you are! All boys school lmao, unlucky dude.
100% you wear ankle socks lol, ran away from the UK too.
Boring poof
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Understandably, the littlest cunts are the biggest shit talkers when through an internet line.
