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Ah, the yearly " winter sucks" post

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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This shit annoys the fuck out of me. He has barely anything to shovel. I have a driveway big enough that I should probably buy a snowblower or a fourwheeler with a plow or one of those Jeremy Renner machines, but I shovel it. I also get a lot more snow than him.

Seriously, he has that little pad that he parks on, his walkway and the sidewalk in front of his house. That's like five minutes of shoveling.
 
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This shit annoys the fuck out of me. He has barely anything to shovel. I have a driveway big enough that I should probably buy a snowblower or a fourwheeler with a plow or one of those Jeremy Renner machines, but I shovel it. I also get a lot more snow than him.

Seriously, he has that little pad that he parks on, his walkway and the sidewalk in front of his house. That's like five minutes of shoveling.
I'm old enough to be senile and also get a shit ton of snow, it sucks, but men just remove it, they don't whine like cunts.
 
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No need to brag, Abe!
It isn't bragging, seriously there are winters up here that for 4 months you have a deep snow cover and even on days it isn't dumping snow because the lake is frozen and the lake effect is done, the shit is blowing. It's 2 and half hours between my houses one on each side of the same lake, the one on the eastern shore gets so much more snow despite being maybe a 100 miles apart as the crow flies. Milwaukee gets nothing in comparison.
 
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It isn't bragging, seriously there are winters up here that for 4 months you have a deep snow cover and even on days it isn't dumping snow because the lake is frozen and the lake effect is done, the shit is blowing. It's 2 and half hours between my houses one on each side of the same lake, the one on the eastern shore gets so much more snow despite being maybe a 100 miles apart as the crow flies. Milwaukee gets nothing in comparison.

Oh literal Boomia!
 
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Oh literal Boomia!
I literally meant to be literal, because it is all so tiring to see people who live in a place, childless, "working" from home, that barely get snow complain about. Nothing is keeping those slobs in Wisconsin, move to Arizona or Florida Pat. He just needs to blurt out everything.
 
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