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You have to assume that he thinks he's jacked. "Gotta show off the uhhhh, the guns." He even cuts the collars out sometimes like some massive Gold's Gym bodybuilder.I would love to know why he (or any other trash) cut the sleeves off shirts. I’m sure it has something to do with sucking dick
It’s big amongst all Long Island white men 40 and older. I’ll never understand it. But it’s everywhere. I even see the occasional shirt that has sleeves but the sleeve rolled up with a pack of cigarettes in it. I live pretty much next door to the most white trash bar you can imagine.I would love to know why he (or any other trash) cut the sleeves off shirts. I’m sure it has something to do with sucking dick
Being 6’1” helpsEveryone there is a white version of joe but usually shorter.
Heart attack imminent for DumboHis ears are getting bigger
I think he had to do a mandatory 3 jumps but he acts like he was doing it for years and thats what gave him wonky knees.Did he even have 1 actual jump in the army?
His DD214 says he has the Parachutist Badge which according to this page is a minimum of five jumps. Joe doesn't strike me as the Above and Beyond type of guy so he probably did five jumps almost 50 years ago and still won't shut the fuck up about it.I think he had to do a mandatory 3 jumps but he acts like he was doing it for years and thats what gave him wonky knees.
A soldier’s gotta have his gunsI would love to know why he (or any other trash) cut the sleeves off shirts. I’m sure it has something to do with sucking dick
Classy location? He must be wearing his collared chain shirt for this gig.
Have you ever thought that maybe your grandfather is lying and Joe is not?His DD214 says he has the Parachutist Badge which according to this page is a minimum of five jumps. Joe doesn't strike me as the Above and Beyond type of guy so he probably did five jumps almost 50 years ago and still won't shut the fuck up about it.
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For a contrasting personal anecdote, my grandfather is 91 years old and fought in Korea. I didn't even know he jumped out of planes until two years ago because he never mentioned it before.
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