After the UK introduced a forced registration to keep chickens, Patrick Tomlinson has been spamming the site constantly to register birds

[NoBacon]

Someone who isn’t me on Reddit said Patrick Tomlinson has applied to register his chickens dozens of times, and he’s upset the website is crashing and unable to process the amount of totally real applications for the totally normal and okay government mandate to register owning chickens.

Register as a keeper of less than 50 poultry or other captive birds

Register if you keep up to 49 birds, including any kept as pets.

www.gov.uk

If you’re like Patrick Tomlonson, please consider emailing them for help to see if you need to do the right thing and register your chickens.

• by email at [email protected]

 

[DominusOdium]

Shane Nokes in a chicken costume

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Pat doesn't want to keep chickens he wants to fuck them

 

[NoBacon]

HELP THE MAN GOV UK!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[StlakerFatti]

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Chicken Nuggets, in SPACE...

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Chicken Nuggets, in SPACE...

With Bo Jiden sauce that saves the world while satisfying your cravings. You're welcome for the writing prompt pat.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

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Shane Nokes in a chicken costume

Florian Nackaerts on Instagram: "🩷𝓔𝓰𝓰𝓼, 𝓪𝓼 𝓪 𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓯𝓯, 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓰𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓪𝓵 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓽 𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓪 𝓿𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓽𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓬𝓴 𝓯𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓪𝓼 𝓪 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓸𝓻 𝓪𝓼 𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭.

4,489 likes, 114 comments - synthetic_pink on September 21, 2024: "🩷𝓔𝓰𝓰𝓼, 𝓪𝓼 𝓪 𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓯𝓯, 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓰𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓪𝓵 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓽 𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓪 𝓿𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓽𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓬𝓴 𝓯𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓪𝓼 𝓪 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓸𝓻 𝓪𝓼 𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭. 🥚...

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[Confused White Kid]

I understand what was going on when Rick tried growing pot-bellied pigs in his basement to sell on FB Marketplace, but this went over my head.

 

[chiquita banana]

I understand what was going on when Rick tried growing pot-bellied pigs in his basement to sell on FB Marketplace, but this went over my head.

Like I said, he's literally a cartoon character: