After everything this week, wtf is SpaceEdge?

[FatPatsBaps]

Jackie's gone, Pat lost to the idiots, and Quasi got paid.

Surely @SpaceEdge was pulling some strings? Maybe another Apostlegate?

I'm just asking questions!

 

[PorqueDealer]

On a clear night, if you are still and very quiet, you may just hear the faint rustlings of a vape being stolen in the distance.
That is how you know Thomas will always be with you and in your heart wherever you go.

 

[Honoria]

That's interesting - it is funny how the second better payment happened so quickly. I will not be keeping the Apostlegate tab open and refreshing every hour, child. Those are your delusions again.

 

[NigelCumia]

I feel theres way more that happened or almost happened regarding Tommy

 

[kingship75]

SpaceEdge is in a treatment facility for bipolar disorder, our spies are telling us!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Space edge is Jackie

 

[WifeStoreWill]

That cargo isn’t going to haul itself across the country

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Space edge is Jackie

I thought that at first. Jackie has brought more negative attention to Pat than any of his allies, and he is the kind of retard to fall for any scam that sounds too good to be true ("cyber security expert"). Surely SpaceEdge is doing yet another bit?

 

[BUBBLER]

I thought that at first. Jackie has brought more negative attention to Pat than any of his allies, and he is the kind of retard to fall for any scam that sounds too good to be true ("cyber security expert"). Surely SpaceEdge is doing yet another bit?

Yup, that was spaceEdge giving a lecture on cyber terrorism…

 

[UnPRePared]

So an Indian was really a white man? And he stole a vape pen?

How is a pen a vaporizer? I use those whenever I get bronchitis, oy vey, it's a miserable time. I'm hopeless, I tell you, I just get too dried out. I just - I just can't bring myself to drink enough water. My doctor is always on me for it! My sixth wife, she always tries to water down my scotch! Just keep the water in a separate glass! I'll drink it!

No, I won't, really.

Nikki in New York, you have a theory on PREP taking comedians, go ahead!

 

[Rick Roblinson]

He past

 

[StlakerFatti]

There is a 6th part of Apostlegate due, child. Quietly wait for the drop.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

He’s at Taco Tico, bub.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Yup, that was spaceEdge giving a lecture on cyber terrorism…

That's the moment I realised Jackie is a real person, which I still can't believe. Does SpaceEdge know a guy that makes silicone bodysuits?

 

[quasi101]

He'll always been watching you... with one eye at least

 

[WifeStoreWill]

There is a 6th part of Apostlegate due, child. Quietly wait for the drop.

APOSTLEGATE 6 – Thomas Apostle Investigations

apostlegate.net

 

[StlakerFatti]

APOSTLEGATE 6 – Thomas Apostle Investigations

apostlegate.net

There is a seventh part due, child. Hush now.

 

[TommyPopesGrandma]

SpaceEdge is still out there undercover, working on another incredible bit. Its gonna end up like with that Jap in the jungle still fighting WW2 in the 70s. Except this place doesn't have the hierarchy so there is no commanding officer to tell him to stand down.



In a few years Colin Quinn or Mel Gibson is gonna have to find him and say "it's over, you can stand down. Quasi's been paid, Pat's in jail, Jackie's in wildlife rehabilitation and Seth Simons electrocuted himself by gnawing on wires like the jew rat he is"

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Where the fuck is my fucking SpaceEdge!? FUCK!

 

[Antwan2]

Until the lights turn out and I’m outside lost in the rain I will hold out hope for one last Thomas report.