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I wonder if every chick I've ever been out with knew I was bullshitting when I lied about making 250k a year. How embarassing. I'm autistic.
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You know one flat out asked me if she could live with me for visa purposes or some shit? We hadn't even fucked, I just came on her face once. I said no and we stopped seeing each other... saw on her instagram that she was in a relationship with a second, shorter, fatter white guy. Felt bad for him.I'm pretty sure the FOB trying to baby-trap you for a greencard didn't give a shit.
Send pic of chink whose face you came onYou know one flat out asked me if she could live with me for visa purposes or some shit? We hadn't even fucked, I just came on her face once. I said no and we stopped seeing each other... saw on her instagram that she was in a relationship with a second, shorter, fatter white guy. Felt bad for him.
JUST SAY NO TO CHINK PUSSY.
Eh nah... But I'll do something better in a few weeks. Idea I've had for a while for my next sex vacation lol.Send pic of chink whose face you came on
@NoBacon WWJ say about this?Eh nah... But I'll do something better in a few weeks. Idea I've had for a while for my next sex vacation lol.
Chinks don't count as women, it doesn't count as sex before marriage.@NoBacon WWJ say about this?
What appeals about the chinks to you? I used to sleep with this half Korean who was PFG but overall they just don’t do it for me.Chinks don't count as women, it doesn't count as sex before marriage.
I prefer white women (physically) but they're always fat or talk too much. Asians are guaranteed lean and don't talk because they can't speaky the english.What appeals about the chinks to you? I used to sleep with this half Korean who was PFG but overall they just don’t do it for me.
"If she's not White, it's alright."@NoBacon WWJ say about this?
Eh nah... But I'll do something better in a few weeks. Idea I've had for a while for my next sex vacation lol.
@NoBacon WWJ say about this?
That’s what I thought.Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous.
[HEADING=2]Galatians 5:19-21[/HEADING]
That’s what I thought.
Let sinks be held in honor among all, and let the master bedroom sink be undefiled, for Dan will judge the financially inept and impoverished.Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous.
Galatians 5:19-21
How did your girlfriend find outI got a girlfriend recently too, I’ve lost her now because I fucked a 21 year old after getting her Snapchat at a bar.
A cute 29 year old with a career who I genuinely enjoyed being around and I threw it away over a tasty zoomer who is so retarded I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s special needs.
Luckily, I was able to fulfil them.
No but seriously, feelsbadman.jpeg - I don’t live correctly.
How did your girlfriend find out
You amateur.She asked and I was honest. I draw the line somewhere, I will admit when I’ve done something.
You amateur.
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