Advice to Paul Weimer

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1. Lift weights 1 hour a day.

2. Lose the glasses and get contacts. It'll make you look less like a pedophile.

3. Ditch the @princejvstin handle and change it to @kingjvstin. It'll make you look less like a pedophile.

4. Stop jerking off. Not only will your testosterone increase, the lack of anal massage porn and KP will make you less afraid of women.

5. Eat meat, vegetables, and protein powder shakes exclusively.

In one year, this will be your life:

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You will be middle management at Horton's and rake in a righteous $60K a year.

You can do it. You are not a coward. You are a king. King Justin.
 
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