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I'm gonna lay my FUCKING HEAD on the FUCKING TRAINTRACKS.
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@admin I will kill myself in a horrifying and gory public fashion. Why are you doing this? Why? Why? I know you explained it, but, why?
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All just a joke of course, as I myself am a ghost and am already dead.
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Relax, it's all going to sort itself out.
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But that notification is giving me a real tit twist, I can't lie to all the little sports out there
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I'm gonna make a crown from the bones of Jack Soo and encant like from the movie Encato. Never seen it. Don't know what encanting is. I'll encant ya fuggin mudda!
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I'm gonna encant @admin to not kill the site and my will to live.
Er else I'll hurt myself.
Er else I'll hurt myself.
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X it out and make believe you never saw it. If everything goes as I'm hoping you will notice no difference.
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ENCANTO
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ENCANTO!
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Big fan of your shit porn and fat man asshole pictures, sport. I don't know who's more starstruck right now! Me er you!
God bless ya, God bless yer family.
*floppy handshake*
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No Abe! Think of all the Vigodomites who are about to hit retirement. This'll kill em.
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Dominus Perineum!
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You all hate me. I know it. You're all just lookin at me waiting for me to topple off my wall and crack my shell so you faggots can swoop in and eat up all the yolk and egg jizz.
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You know I kept the one you gave me all those years ago. eBay doesn't appreciate shit.
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All the kings horses and all the kings men fucking fried that faggot's yolk and egg-jizz.
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That honestly is jerkin' a tear outta ol' Abe's eye, sport. Thank you for being a friend.
(I was supposed to have the role of Blanche on Golden Girls. It was meant to be a progressive tranny role but the idea was way ahead of it's time and was shelved. I got fucked out of my contract and whats-her-face played Blanche. Without looking that cunt up, what's her name? You have no fucking clue. Me neither. I forgot the cunt's name. If ABE VIGODA had been Blanche, people would've fucking remembered that. Wouldn't they? They would.)
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always wanted to ask you Abe, did you get to fuck that prime trim Natalie wood before she drowned in Catalina?
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I’m okay with deleting the forum now. You know what you did to my bestfriend Meownaw.
