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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
"No you don't understand - he was saying 'that guy is so good, you're out of a gig now'"
"then the whole crowd was saying 'Boo-other Joe!'"
"then the whole crowd was saying 'Boo-other Joe!'"
Dude gave him the " cut him off" throat slash.
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In the circles where BroJoe plays, it's known as the "mooooooove him off the stage."
Ahboooooo!
I still can't believe that is Bro Joe's claim of what happened when it's all on video
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I can believe it due to him being incredibly retarded. But that’s just I.
In the end he whispers something to the singer and looks him in the eye with this wide eyed expression to be completely ignored. LOL
He's just so smarmy and arrogant, he probably thought to himself he needed to leave that lasting impression and cracked an industry quip or clever witticism instead of mercifully exiting stage left after his sub-par performance.
It's embarassing and sad how big of a deal this must've been for him.
He's just so smarmy and arrogant, he probably thought to himself he needed to leave that lasting impression and cracked an industry quip or clever witticism instead of mercifully exiting stage left after his sub-par performance.
It's embarassing and sad how big of a deal this must've been for him.
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Nailed it
Why would he pat another man on the head like you do to a dog? Ive done it to my infant…but a grown fucking man? How embarrassing
It's so hilariously awkward. Even the hug was weird with Joe staring right into the guy's eyes but then the fucking head pat.
Unfortunately I wasnt here for the joeposting
Can anyone explain this gig and the story surrounding it to me like im Dan Mullen.
Can anyone explain this gig and the story surrounding it to me like im Dan Mullen.
That's what faggots do in the gloryhole
Joseph Cumia was up on stage performing with Blue Oyster Cult, a band that he almost joined. Apparently, back in “the day”, he was trying out for a spot as a bassist. Of course, BÖC realized he was, at best, amateur level and mostly focused on stealing and petty crime to support his lecherous ways. They politely (and wisely) decided to refrain from the Cumia business.
Flash forward a few decades and the cow managed to get on stage with them performing at some outdoor festival. I’d guess the crowd was 300 people (I’m being generous). Joseph went up on stage, bumbled the opening lick (his amp was entirely too loud), and proceeded to prance about the stage like a dolt. When the performance ended he did this weird hug / head pat thing to the singer. Someone on Reddit found this (or filmed it, I believe), and Joseph came a mooing. He gave a brief (long-winded and babbling) explanation of the context, going so far as to say that the other guitar player in the video made the “cut” sign to mean that Joseph was in the band now, their other guitarist had to leave.
Ultimately, it was one of the things that really, really got under the cow’s hide. Making fun of his guitar playing and his awful stage presence got more of a reaction from him than pointing out how he abandoned his dying mother did.
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Its still a sore point with him, this and saying nana is broke get the biggest reaction and most long winded defenses from his fake names