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Adios, mutton head

SoloJoeAcousticShow

Ain't it fun?
In the end he whispers something to the singer and looks him in the eye with this wide eyed expression to be completely ignored. LOL

He's just so smarmy and arrogant, he probably thought to himself he needed to leave that lasting impression and cracked an industry quip or clever witticism instead of mercifully exiting stage left after his sub-par performance.

It's embarassing and sad how big of a deal this must've been for him.
 
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Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
Unfortunately I wasnt here for the joeposting
Can anyone explain this gig and the story surrounding it to me like im Dan Mullen.
Joseph Cumia was up on stage performing with Blue Oyster Cult, a band that he almost joined. Apparently, back in “the day”, he was trying out for a spot as a bassist. Of course, BÖC realized he was, at best, amateur level and mostly focused on stealing and petty crime to support his lecherous ways. They politely (and wisely) decided to refrain from the Cumia business.

Flash forward a few decades and the cow managed to get on stage with them performing at some outdoor festival. I’d guess the crowd was 300 people (I’m being generous). Joseph went up on stage, bumbled the opening lick (his amp was entirely too loud), and proceeded to prance about the stage like a dolt. When the performance ended he did this weird hug / head pat thing to the singer. Someone on Reddit found this (or filmed it, I believe), and Joseph came a mooing. He gave a brief (long-winded and babbling) explanation of the context, going so far as to say that the other guitar player in the video made the “cut” sign to mean that Joseph was in the band now, their other guitarist had to leave.

Ultimately, it was one of the things that really, really got under the cow’s hide. Making fun of his guitar playing and his awful stage presence got more of a reaction from him than pointing out how he abandoned his dying mother did.
 
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Joseph Cumia was up on stage performing with Blue Oyster Cult, a band that he almost joined. Apparently, back in “the day”, he was trying out for a spot as a bassist. Of course, BÖC realized he was, at best, amateur level and mostly focused on stealing and petty crime to support his lecherous ways. They politely (and wisely) decided to refrain from the Cumia business.

Flash forward a few decades and the cow managed to get on stage with them performing at some outdoor festival. I’d guess the crowd was 300 people (I’m being generous). Joseph went up on stage, bumbled the opening lick (his amp was entirely too loud), and proceeded to prance about the stage like a dolt. When the performance ended he did this weird hug / head pat thing to the singer. Someone on Reddit found this (or filmed it, I believe), and Joseph came a mooing. He gave a brief (long-winded and babbling) explanation of the context, going so far as to say that the other guitar player in the video made the “cut” sign to mean that Joseph was in the band now, their other guitarist had to leave.

Ultimately, it was one of the things that really, really got under the cow’s hide. Making fun of his guitar playing and his awful stage presence got more of a reaction from him than pointing out how he abandoned his dying mother did.
Its still a sore point with him, this and saying nana is broke get the biggest reaction and most long winded defenses from his fake names
 
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