Above average body, below average finances


Open up and say oink



I'm glad the lizard is dead.
Those bitches are freaks that stay in your spank-bank, but I would never get married to one. The girls that try overly hard to be hipsters are the lamest fucks imo, not the nerdy ones
Imma be honest, I'd rather shoot for the chick with too many bad tatts that fucks around with me because her husband has been reminding her too much of her asshole father lately, so you guys are really giving me an education here.