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A typical day in the life of Patrick S Tomlinson
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If the next Adam Sandler movie has Rob Schneider's character obnoxiously calling people 'child' I'll shit my pants.
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Wake up hungover. Eat shit. Tweet. Get swineishly drunk. Tweet some more. Pass out. Repeat.
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Restarting the internet slap fights from the day before is a part of his morning ritual. I bet Nikki wishes she could smother him with a pillow before he wakes up.
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Time for the naughty child to get the toy taken away.
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He really woke up to continue this. He wants anyone to acknowledge his existence.
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This is what a "cry for help" looks like. He is a sad, unhappy man who is mentally unwell.
It's only a matter of time before he does harm to himself or others in real life.
It's only a matter of time before he does harm to himself or others in real life.
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It shows he has no real friends or family in his life following him on twitter because someone who cares would have told him to stop this behavior. No well-adjusted person behaves like this, especially for years. It’s why he’s aged so badly he almost looks like a different person in just a couple years. Normal people would look at this behavior as a serious problem but Pat sees this as his purpose in life. Twitter ruined Pats life worse than any drug or booze ever could.
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You'll never guess how this exchange concluded
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Pat getting served up the whole time. Pat you lost another internet battle.
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I want to fight you, Pat.
I'd say we throw on our gis and roll at your jiu-jitsu studio but, as I hear it, you're an expert. I'm, unfortunately a novice, so let make it fair.
Boxing's something I haven't done much of since I was a kid, but with a few months of training I'm sure I can being to approach your level.
We can rent out a boxing gym in Milwaukee for an afternoon. Five three-minute rounds. If you win, I'll donate $1000 to your legal fund. But if I win, you get off Twitter. Forever.
I'm a cruiserweight these days, but I'm okay giving you a weight advantage.
Take me up on it, Pat. Please, please take me up on it.
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Patrick doesn't fight in a ring with rules, child. Safe isn't his speed
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Pat doesn’t fight but when he does he doesn’t use pads. Good luck soldier