A trip down memory lane with the Lizard King and friends.

[NoBacon]

 

[CuntFucker .]

Of course he wouldn't address the issue that Monke raised.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[NoBacon]

All messages found on Dan Mullen’s insightsoftware LinkedIn page under the heading “text messages I sent by Dan Mullen”

 

[RickReternal]

Maybe Pat should just give TLK Nibbler? It’s no Toothless and Pat’s tried everything else.

 

[NigelCumia]

I miss the Lizard King terribly, I keep wishing that one day he shows up, but he never does. I hope he's ok and making new friends.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I missed the guitar solo, that's a fawkin good one. Chewie and Lumpy always get me good. Hail the Lizard King and his still-hilarious vassals!

 

[Guest]

“I’m gay” is an all-timer

Edit: i also really liked when someone texted “Hi” and he replied with paragraphs

 

[Udders]

I like the one where the texter said, "I'm texting you so I can post a screenshot of your reply and laugh."

 

[PickleRickle]

Holy shit the "im gay" one is amazing. Fawkin howled at the guitar riff one also

 

[NoBacon]

I miss the Lizard King terribly, I keep wishing that one day he shows up, but he never does. I hope he's ok and making new friends.
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We get em on their way up and their way down, won’t see him no more

 

[Say “Cookie”]

“I’m gay” is an all-timer

Edit: i also really liked when someone texted “Hi” and he replied with paragraphs

The “Hi” text may be one my friend on Reddit sent to Fat. If not it, a similar thing happened to my pal that was shared here last year.

 

[DominusOdium]

Man of Pig always gets a nigga right in the McRib

 

[Harry's Enticer]

“I’m gay” is an all-timer

Edit: i also really liked when someone texted “Hi” and he replied with paragraphs

No, child

 

[porquedealer]

"I sell them and I sell out quickly"

that's a keeper

 

[Sputnik]

All in wit da lizard king. Impotent pig is my favorite.