A Stolen Valor, a gay man, an African American, and a cow walk into a bar...

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They are greeted to Joe Cumia on a stool, piss warm beer at his right, butchering the catalog of Steely Dan as he finishes an "IMPROVISED" ten minute solo to "Reelin' In The Years".

Which one kills him first?

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

Thanks for getting “Reelin’ In The Years” stuck in my head for the drive home from work.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I mean, why would the first 3 kill their own kind? The last one would kill him for (voluntarily) being bald. Be better.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I mean, why would the first 3 kill their own kind? The last one would kill him for (voluntarily) being bald. Be better.

Oh, what’s that? Couldn’t hear your BABBLING over the applause break here at the MOOSE LODGE!!! how about instead of DEMANDING people to “be better” (re: BE LIKE ME AND MY LIBERAL MASTERS), you take a step BACK and reasses YOUR OWN LIFE!!!! I know, mommy likes to help her LITTLE BABY as much as she can, but “playtime” is OVER!!!!
Let me keep it brief. You’re just JEALOUS that a proud VETERAN and FATHER (of Four, you got that right ) even has Friends in a BAR. Go back to your cave, until DR. FEARCHI tells you it’s ok to LIVE LIFE….I suspect it’ll be in a few years’ time.

#BoomerTruth #DontTread #Respect #MooseLodge

 

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Oh, what’s that? Couldn’t hear your BABBLING over the applause break here at the MOOSE LODGE!!! how about instead of DEMANDING people to “be better” (re: BE LIKE ME AND MY LIBERAL MASTERS), you take a step BACK and reasses YOUR OWN LIFE!!!! I know, mommy likes to help her LITTLE BABY as much as she can, but “playtime” is OVER!!!!
Let me keep it brief. You’re just JEALOUS that a proud VETERAN and FATHER (of Four, you got that right ) even has Friends in a BAR. Go back to your cave, until DR. FEARCHI tells you it’s ok to LIVE LIFE….I suspect it’ll be in a few years’ time.

#BoomerTruth #DontTread #Respect #MooseLodge

... Are you really Joe Cumia?

Am I really Ray Wilson?

Is Fez even dead?

#SchinkleBoutIt

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Oh, what’s that? Couldn’t hear your BABBLING over the applause break here at the MOOSE LODGE!!! how about instead of DEMANDING people to “be better” (re: BE LIKE ME AND MY LIBERAL MASTERS), you take a step BACK and reasses YOUR OWN LIFE!!!! I know, mommy likes to help her LITTLE BABY as much as she can, but “playtime” is OVER!!!!
Let me keep it brief. You’re just JEALOUS that a proud VETERAN and FATHER (of Four, you got that right ) even has Friends in a BAR. Go back to your cave, until DR. FEARCHI tells you it’s ok to LIVE LIFE….I suspect it’ll be in a few years’ time.

#BoomerTruth #DontTread #Respect #MooseLodge

What a surprise. Another IMPERSONATION of your hero. ME!!!!!You think my ANGER over what “Dr. FauXNi” has done to our Republic is “unjustified”. Let’s walk this one through.

Year after year you get your “BOOSTER”. Year after YEAR I DONT. You live your “life” AFRAID of anything that moves (that’s everything). You finally die, miserable and ALONE, because every day, you don’t go outside. Because of a Chinese Virus. Me? I’ll still be having fun with MY family. AntH singing, me playing and Dawn Cooking. I’ll take that over any PANDEMIC.

Hope you learn something from my “Boomer” advice. Your mommies probably never taught you to respect your ELDERS which is probably why you never learned. You probably could have saved your. Oh well. Happiness AWAITS me.
#RespectYourElders #FakePandemic #LaFamiglia

 

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What a surprise. Another IMPERSONATION of your hero. ME!!!!!You think my ANGER over what “Dr. FauXNi” has done to our Republic is “unjustified”. Let’s walk this one through.

Year after year you get your “BOOSTER”. Year after YEAR I DONT. You live your “life” AFRAID of anything that moves (that’s everything). You finally die, miserable and ALONE, because every day, you don’t go outside. Because of a Chinese Virus. Me? I’ll still be having fun with MY family. AntH singing, me playing and Dawn Cooking. I’ll take that over any PANDEMIC.

Hope you learn something from my “Boomer” advice. Your mommies probably never taught you to respect your ELDERS which is probably why you never learned. You probably could have saved your. Oh well. Happiness AWAITS me.
#RespectYourElders #FakePandemic #LaFamiglia

This always did beat PatPosting.

 

[Stent]

The black man gives him an "What's up, fellow negro" nod and feels comfortable enough in the bar to not attack anyone.
Joe immediately sucks off the gay man and contracts AIIIIIIIIIIDS. He already has it anyway.
The cow seeks intelligent conversation elsewhere.
The stolen valor guy sees a reflection of himself and changes his own life for the better.
Joe has improved everyone's lives and continues to live forever.