A salute to @honeybadgerpfg

[BoomerSperg]

I don't know who's manning that xitter account (obviously no one from here would commit felony xeeting at pat), but it's nice to see that Pat isn't being starved of the attention he desperately craves while we're all busy with a side character that also happens to be a pedophile and have a gargoyle for a wife.

Eric Hildeman is a pedophile.

 

[More Worser]

“You can both enjoy many years in prison, stlaker. We all will.”

Pat admitting he believes he’s going to prison for SWATTing himself.

 

[guest]

“You can both enjoy many years in prison, stlaker. We all will.”

Pat admitting he believes he’s going to prison for SWATTing himself.

 

[Caverlock]

If your wife had your brother arrested for threatening to murder a newborn in front of its mother, then the mother, then her new fiance, would you stay married to her for almost four more years if you believed she had lied?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

If your wife had your brother arrested for threatening to murder a newborn in front of its mother, then the mother, then her new fiance, would you stay married to her for almost four more years if you believed she had lied?

That Ronamarie puss was either life-changing or Kyle realized it would be the first and last one he’d ever get near.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

“Hello, online police? This guy is tweeting me. Yes officer child, I am replying back, owing this stlaker. Yes officer sweetie, I know I shouldn’t, but I think back to when I was a fat kid, and the other neighborhood kids would have the homeless man rape my folds, so it makes me mad!”