My woman is a chef, I bothered her at work for you faggots
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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A professional chef's opinion on a fat man's wellington
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Honestly it’s pretty rude that you would post something like this and not also post your girls tits. Do better.
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hey, the only internet weirdo I've really exposed her to is Gothic King Cobra, and that's bad enough
Nikki is more of a queef wellington, unfortunately
some redditor ought to post this on some cuisine subreddit asking for HONEST FEEDBACK and then send the comments to Patrick
that's definitely a felony
Post tits
If a fella were to start texting him as disgusted Gordon Ramsay commenting on his dishes, you could probably serve up my tenderized ribs at Chili's.
As long as an imposter child doesn't tweet the pic to Ramsey asking what his posturing limey faggot ass thinks of a better beef Wellington than bleach-tipped Anglo filth like him could ever hope to pull out of his ass. That would be just be awful.
"Internet weirdo stuff" is a perfect way to describe this to normal people. It's accurate but vague, and likely they won't inquire further.
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That’s nice and all, but how can you know for sure she isn’t getting bent over and railed in the parking lot by fernando the bus boy after they close?
Kitchen workers are the most degenerate people out there, they all pound a couple whiskey cokes when it empties out and then it’s all up to chance
Kitchen workers are the most degenerate people out there, they all pound a couple whiskey cokes when it empties out and then it’s all up to chance
I hope TikTok Torque doesn’t provoke Gordon.
nigga no woman is going to put up with me willingly unless she wants to
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Thanks for keeping your priorities in check. She now knows about this place and how you spend your time on the shitter. Congrats.
you're vastly overestimating the average woman's interest in bizarre shit
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I’ve just been schooled. She looks great in lingerie btw.
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You guys met at Panera?