A new ooga has emerged. Introducing Brandon Obrien

[captain_kamala]

Meet Brandon Obrien of Trinidad

He's a speculative poet and game designer?? Idk my browser won't even let me load his website because it's not safe

https://www.brandonobrien.xyz/

He wants to go to capricon. I also have no idea what this is because google just autocorrects the spelling and shows you horoscope stuff
He has his own fundraising page, but his white savior shaun duke decided it would be more fitting if you just go ahead and give him money via PayPal. Nothing shady about that

https://ko-fi.com/therisingtithes/posts

He's also unable to get any work done

 

[captain_kamala]

2 separate credit card fundraisers plus a conversation with the bank

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Can we send him to Nigeria and make him stay there, too?

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

I've wanted to go places. I've wanted to go places that arguably would be good for my "career" and in a business sense.

I never had the fucking gall to beg online for money. I just say aw shucks that sucks I can't go.

He should fill his washing machine with bricks and run it with the door open.

Fucking niggers.

 

[BUBBLER]

He touches kids

 

[fricklefrackle]

Pretty sure he's a fag.

 

[Lard Glug]

Ok terrific!

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

Pretty sure he's a fag.

These people's lives are so fucking pathetic. How there isn't massive suicide among their communities baffle me.

You make less money than a McDonald's employee.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

N

 

[Jenna]

 

[NoBacon]

I propose the funniest course of action. We all support big Ooga.

 

[T. Booth Willy]

He's never going to fleece the cat ladies and sfwa pedophiles with a name like Brendan O'Brien. When they post about giving money to their "good friend" ooga they know that the people reading it will know they gave money to some downtrodden African. Brendan O'Brien donations require the extra steps of explaining his race and how shitty his life is, and those people are way too lazy for all that.

 

[NoBacon]

He's never going to fleece the cat ladies and sfwa pedophiles with a name like Brendan O'Brien. When they post about giving money to their "good friend" ooga they know that the people reading it will know they gave money to some downtrodden African. Brendan O'Brien donations require the extra steps of explaining his race and how shitty his life is, and those people are way too lazy for all that.

He should call himself Brenyo Obina or BogWog

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Meet Brandon Obrien of Trinidad

He's a speculative poet and game designer?? Idk my browser won't even let me load his website because it's not safe

https://www.brandonobrien.xyz/

He wants to go to capricon. I also have no idea what this is because google just autocorrects the spelling and shows you horoscope stuff
He has his own fundraising page, but his white savior shaun duke decided it would be more fitting if you just go ahead and give him money via PayPal. Nothing shady about that

https://ko-fi.com/therisingtithes/posts

He's also unable to get any work done

I read the title and thought to myself, that's a bold statement, claiming a new Ooga. After reading the post, yep here we are, Ooga 2

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I've wanted to go places. I've wanted to go places that arguably would be good for my "career" and in a business sense.

I never had the fucking gall to beg online for money. I just say aw shucks that sucks I can't go.

He should fill his washing machine with bricks and run it with the door open.

Fucking niggers.

But that would make a calamitous noise, destroy his washing machine and possibly hurt someone!

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Not being able to pay your credit card bills is a "largely unintuitive problem"?

 

[captain_kamala]

Not being able to pay your credit card bills is a "largely unintuitive problem"?

He has the same ailment as jackie

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pretty sure he's a fag.

He’s begging for money to pay his bills yet he seems to have an Apple Watch. These people have no shame.

 

[SFWA liaison]

blacks are the pet goldfish of SFWA

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Any update on Shaun Duke and his mail order bride that doesn’t live with him because he’s poor? That was a fun saga.