A Milwaukee Boy Can Survive

[NortheastPhilly]

The preacher man says its the end of time

And Nikis vagina is a-goin dryyy

My weights goin up and my followers are down

Only men that Niki fucks are a dark and browwwn



I live in a half hovel you see

My second better wife and my cats and me

I got a shotgun, a rifle and a Mustang ride

And Milwaukee boys can survive

Milwaukee boys can surviiiiive!

I can tweet on the couch, all day long

Drink at Hooligans from dusk til dawn

We get vaccinated, get the boosters too

Aint too many things these old boys cant do

We travel the world on the taxpayers dime

We have a lotta debt, we’ll never pay Quasi!

Milwaukee boys can survive...

I SAID MILWAUKEE BOYS CAN SURVIIIIVE!

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

A true masterpiece. I had the rhythm of the original in my head while reading your tribute to a Milwaukee pig.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I had a jewberg in New York City
It cost me five K for some Twitter pity

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I had an old friend in New York City,
He'd never call me by my name, just "Big Titties"
My daddy taught me how to stroke with my hand
And his taught him to be a family man
He would post pics of him with a switchblade knife
He went to worldcon and I lost my wiiiiiiiife
Well I'd love to spit some meatloaf in that dude's eye
And shoot him with my Nerf 45
'Cause Milwaukee Boys can survive

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Cause we're sure not straight
we're awful dumb
we're the ones over chuggin cuuuuum