A memento of Torquie's drunken adventures

[HotDogJoe]

lmao

 

[HotDogJoe]

May we never forget

 

[guest]

May we never forget

What happened to our favorite maniac?

 

[HotDogJoe]

What happened to our favorite maniac?

He was very badly drunk, you see. Poor poor boy. Victim of the modern age!

 

[guest]

He handles liquor like a sorority chick. By that I mean he threw up all over my balls.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I miss getting that drunk sometimes. My friends don't.

 

[guest]

I miss getting that drunk sometimes. My friends don't.

My friends wished I would black out or pass out - unfortunately my Slavic genes keep me fully cognizant and ambulatory in the midst of being hammered. I'm actually much nicer when I'm drunk but I'm a little too exuberant.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Lucy be with him, no bs.

 

[guest]

Lol, i love him. He may need help though,

 

[guest]

Lol, i love him. He may need help though,

That’s what I was asking. What happened?

 

[guest]

That’s what I was asking. What happened?

He got fucked up and had an existential crisis again.

 

[HotDogJoe]

He got fucked up and had an existential crisis again.

Why can't he just find a nice white, untattooed, non-fat woman to marry?

 

[guest]

Why can't he just find a nice white, untattooed, non-fat woman to marry?

Because secretly he wants to marry an Asian 'chick'.

 

[guest]

Lol, i love him. He may need help though,

I'm fine. First worls problems. I'm huwhite, make good money, etc. But thr lack of hot white pussy around me sucks ass. I need access to their medical records to know beforehand if they have genital herpes or who knows what, so I dont waste my time.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I'm fine. First worls problems. I'm huwhite, make good money, etc. But thr lack of hot white pussy around me sucks ass. I need access to their medical records to know beforehand if they have genital herpes or who knows what, so I dont waste my time.

We have lots of hot white pussy over here, just come over brotherman, you can crash at my place, i won't rape with my seven inch peckah, i promise.

 

[guest]

I'm fine. First worls problems. I'm huwhite, make good money, etc. But thr lack of hot white pussy around me sucks ass. I need access to their medical records to know beforehand if they have genital herpes or who knows what, so I dont waste my time.

We're still young, buddy. Keep fucking those Asians. Eventually you will find your white untattooed bride. Don't force it. Love ya.

 

[guest]

We have lots of hot white pussy over here, just come over brotherman, you can crash at my place, i won't rape you i promise.

I have decided against an asian country for my holiday. Might go eastern europe now.

 

[guest]

He got fucked up and had an existential crisis again.

Fucking Jeez Louise. Maintain for fuck’s sake, my dude.

 

[guest]

I'm fine. First worls problems. I'm huwhite, make good money, etc. But thr lack of hot white pussy around me sucks ass. I need access to their medical records to know beforehand if they have genital herpes or who knows what, so I dont waste my time.

You need to leave the US. Don’t you work a job that can be done from anywhere?

You’d probably enjoy Japan but if you are set on white chicks go to Slovakia or Hungary. They aren’t 3rd world shitholes and you can still find decent, traditional women who speak at least a bit of English.

 

[guest]

You need to leave the US. Don’t you work a job that can be done from anywhere?

You’d probably enjoy Japan but if you are set on white chicks go to Slovakia or Hungary. They aren’t 3rd world shitholes and you can still find decent, traditional women who speak at least a bit of English.

Fawk yeah, Budapest, Hungary looks great. Thar's it! That's the place I think. Looking more into it now.