A man walks into a law office...

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Piggish Privileged White Male: Lawtender, I'd like to sue 60 anonymous people on the internet for calling me foolish and narcissistic.
Lawyer 1: Do tell! That's going to take quite a lot of money...
PWM: No problem. I've got backers.
L1: Let me finish...and...um...a second lawyer at every court appearance.
PWM: Sounds great!
L1: *Presses button under desk*
Lawyer 2, emerging from wall panel: I also am a lawyer!
PWM: Finally, I'm getting the attention I deserve!
L1 and L2, in unison: Cha-ching!

 

[guest]

What kind of asshole spends 100k on legal counsel and then just brazenly ignores them and goes and runs their mouth to the "media" (huff post). I hate him so much.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

What kind of asshole spends 100k on legal counsel and then just brazenly ignores them and goes and runs their mouth to the "media" (huff post). I hate him so much.

Nice entire evidence file, stupiT.

 

[Tortfeasor]

This is better than anything Pat has ever written

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat still insists Brinton supported his way of dealing with us which might be cause for Brinton to sue Pat for defamation.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

"Carnies and rubes, my friendsss. Carnies and rubes."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The paperwork alone looked like pat wrote it to save costs.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

All that money, and the Construction Lawyerette manages to look more unfuckable as the case dragged on.

 

[Meownaw]

All that money, and the Construction Lawyerette manages to look more unfuckable as the case dragged on.

I don't remember if it was you that started the term Lawyerette but it's kills me.

 

[Cuphead]

It's hilarious that he blabbers on Twitter how his lawyers encourage him to respond to trolls, yet that's probably why Carrie stopped representing him and he even admitted Brinton told him to stop doing it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It's hilarious that he blabbers on Twitter how his lawyers encourage him to respond to trolls, yet that's probably why Carrie stopped representing him and he even admitted Brinton told him to stop doing it.

Some say Carrie put Pat onto MincLaw since she cant practice in wisconsin. They have similar grifts with these internet victims so its the same network.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Some say Carrie put Pat onto MincLaw since she cant practice in wisconsin. They have similar grifts with these internet victims so its the same network.

Oh yeah - I heard they fleeced Tay Zonday for every last penny

 

[guest]

It's hilarious that he blabbers on Twitter how his lawyers encourage him to respond to trolls, yet that's probably why Carrie stopped representing him and he even admitted Brinton told him to stop doing it.

Brinton told me he advises all his clients to NEVER respond to people, or I'm lying and I was really crying to Brinton to make Pat stop responding to me. That was when I came up with the "don't reply" and he kept replying and I told him I was going to call the wine lawyer to let him know Pat replies. I truly believe Brinton had no idea fatty replied every time until that call. I also think Brinton described me by my accent to fatty (Sopranos extra voice), the takeaways were, the lawyer wanted him to cease replying, he also informed Rick of what happened, and Rick is very fat and lies almost constantly.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

A man walks into a law office. The lawyer looks up and says "why the fat face?"

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Oh yeah - I heard they fleeced Tay Zonday for every last penny

Wha' happen?

 

[guest]

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Fatliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Fatliacci."

 

[Stent]

It's so accurate looking. The tuft of hair is the best part.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Pat still insists Brinton supported his way of dealing with us which might be cause for Brinton to sue Pat for defamation.

Carrie Kikesperg has an entire section on her website about not feeding the trolls yet pat insisted that she told him he was "really good at it" and that it was a good idea for him to continue engaging.

He's viciously stupid and also overweight.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Fatliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Fatliacci."
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The original is one of my favorite Pat pics. This along with the retarded garden face, and the particular gym selfie with the half open slob mouth.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

The funny thing is that Scarrie Oldsperg has success ( I guess? I don't really know) going against actual harassment cases, like revenge porn.

Perpetual victim Pat thought being called fat or being told his books stink was comparable to a woman's most intimate moments being shared unintentionally with the rest of the world. He either really doesn't care about anyone's feelings other than his own, or he felt kinship with them because of his own cartoonishly large breasts.