A lie I told as a child

CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
My house was made up of my mother, my brothers, and their friends. One brother hung out with people in the neighborhood. So blacks and Hispanics. The other was gay so tons of fire island fags. Dudes doing AM porn or straight up hooking and selling their mouth and ass.

One day I was 7-8 I was with my brothers and mother watching NYPD blue. Two characters started open mouth kissing. So I loled inside. And said “I know how to do that” everyone was like whatcha mean do what. I said “that!” Pointing to the screen. “French kiss, Raphael taught me how, he said I might be the best French kisser he ever did it with”

(Raphael was a gay meth addicted gay guy who lived with us) the entire room went silent. Everyone was staring at each other. I looked at my brother and mother’s eyes and they had tears in them. “ I like it because it makes me feel good but sometimes bad “ …”please don’t tell him I don’t want him to break up with me”

At that point yelling started and I broke out laughing in a way I probably haven’t since.
Jokes on them I was molested just not by that guy. So hah
 

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Did Raphael look anything like this?

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