"A Great Friend of Mine"

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Jesus. Pat acts like he's morally superior to everyone here but how many of his friends have turned out to be legitimate pedophiles?

Hey Pat, you know how many of my friends are pedophiles?

... that's how many. Sick freak.

"Its not often you see a Mexican in a suit."

 

[guest]

I would bet the company Pat keeps was a big sticking point in discussing custody with Aid.

 

[Chive Turkey]

The SFWA vs the VietMong.

Ho Child Minh

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

ChicopeeCharlie

Võracious Nguyên Giáp

 

[Chive Turkey]

Võracious Nguyên Giáp

Robert McNamarinara.

I was gonna go with Dough-ass MacArthur before realizing wrong war, stupid

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

The Fat Offensive

Faggot pat needs to skim that Art of War book he has.

"...if the campaign is protracted, the resources of the State will not be equal to the strain."

"There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare."

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

The Fat Offensive

Faggot pat needs to skim that Art of War book he has.

"...if the campaign is protracted, the resources of the State will not be equal to the strain."

"There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare."

Not to mention other squinty-eyed Chins-ese writers.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Imagine losing an open mic stand-up competition to an actual pedophile.

 

[Caverlock]

"Take my daughter...for a fair price!"