A Dan on the Inside?

[Chive Turkey]

Our late eeeggsiled podcast host has left an interesting message on the KF thread:

Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic

People say Ethan Ralph is a hog, but to me he looks like the round orangutan from the monke meme. The real prize pig is Pat. He has the face, complexion the nose, the ears, and holy shit, that voice. Ethan Ralph is more of a lazy fat porker, allowed to grow and become wrinkled. Fat is what...

kiwifarms.net

Anyone aware of a GenCon Discord group with Piggy in it? Has Dan found the scoop that will re-ingratiate him with the rascals? Or will they mock him even harder for teasing content again but on a different site? All this, and more, on next week's episode of Columbobo!

(Dan, that's a portmonneau of and reference to Columbo and Daniel "Bobo" Kurland. The former was a crime drama series during the 1970s. The latter was a character on The Opie & Anthony show, best known for his 48 dick surgeries and ownership of a schnoodel named Mr. Maloonigans)

 

[guest]

Boy is he desperate to get back in our good graces. Body cam footage or bust, Dan. Sorry.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Boy is he desperate to get back in our good graces. Body cam footage or bust, Dan. Sorry.

Even then he'll have to take his beatings.

 

[SFWA liaison]

isn't he blowing his cover too early? or maybe he has already done a bit with it and will show it on Monday at 8PM

also some KF mod is going to be a sissy about this, not exactly cow-tipping but getting there I suppose

 

[guest]

I've heard that Dan was the one who swatted Pat. A double false flag, if you will.

 

[HotDogJoe]

In all of Con-dom

You just know pig thought he was unbelievably smart coming up with that.

 

[Chive Turkey]

isn't he blowing his cover too early? or maybe he has already done a bit with it and will show it on Monday at 8PM

also some KF mod is going to be a sissy about this, not exactly cow-tipping but getting there I suppose

Yeah, it's odd. It's like he's doing it the wrong way around. If he's gonna tease anything big, best to do it here. Doing it on Kiwifarms is only going to annoy people here. And if he is planning something, he'd better not mess with Rick directly or they might shut it down, especially considering the very recent swatting scare.

It would be pretty funny if he was trying to get on KF's good side by staging a trolling bit and they just ban him for his trouble. In any case, I'm curious to see what happens neeexsssT.

 

[guest]

This is like the movie trope where we are a Police Department and the Sargeant (Snake) told the Lieutenant (Dan) to hand over his badge and gun for going overboard with an investigation...but Dan is still going to solve the case as a civilian and against his colleagues' advice.

 

[guest]

What's this a taste of?

 

[guest]

This is like the movie trope where we are a Police Department and the Sargeant (Snake) told the Lieutenant (Dan) to hand over his badge and gun for going overboard with an investigation...but Dan is still going to solve the case as a civilian and against his colleagues' advice.

Maybe it's like The Departed with Snake and someone else (SpaceEdge?) playing the Martin Sheen/Marky Mark roles and Dan in the Leo DiCaprio role. Where for all intents and purposes, Dan has been excommunicated from the forums and is no longer welcome but is undercover with Torque Costello. Surely Torque would never fall for that...again.

 

[Jenna]

The sad, lonely posters of onaforums cry and whine, furious that the boy who ripped Snake's heart in half is having a great time bringing his elite-level Patposting skills to his new friends at kiwifarms. They sit pathetically, discussing and analyzing his every move like a jilted ex. Look what he posted! Is he talking about us? This must be his romantic gesture to win us back!

Maybe he's moved on, and he's happier now. He looks back on his years shitposting with fans of a radio show he never listened to fondly. Like an athlete who spends 10+ years with the team that drafted them, but signs with a contender so he can finally win the championship.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

This is like the movie trope where we are a Police Department and the Sargeant (Snake) told the Lieutenant (Dan) to hand over his badge and gun for going overboard with an investigation...but Dan is still going to solve the case as a civilian and against his colleagues' advice.

You got a Snake in the garden?? You call the GOOSE

(Dan, this is a show ref)

 

[guest]

Faggot doesnt even know what "just a taste" is from. And he still hasnt learned nobody fucking likes his jewish promo teases. I really hate him.

 

[Meownaw]

So he is posing as Pat on discord? Now what, stupid?

 

[CuntFucker .]

I've heard that Dan was the one who swatted Pat.

Wouldn't put that past him. He once threatened to suck my dick.

 

[guest]

Wouldn't put that past him. He once threatened to suck my dick.

Seriously. His identity is known. They must surley be considering him a suspect

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

What's this a taste of?

Flavia's cum

 

[Conehead Nigger]

Fuck that fat nigga and his troon toilet cleaning wife.

 

[HotDogJoe]

but Dan is still going to solve the case as a civilian

Most civilians don’t understand the craft of solving a case.

Dan, this is a reference to Jim Norton (prop comic).

 

[The Fuchitive]