Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it.
In retrospect, there really was a weird pedophilic element to the late 1980's-early 1990s hair metal scene. Lots of songs about banging underage teens. If a band was to release this song now, even in jest, they'd be immediately vilified and probably investigated too.