A couple articles Pat wrote for The Hill

[Slackjawed Cow]

Colin Kaepernick exposes the racial double standard of fame

OPINION | Denying black athletes a voice is the height of hypocrisy.

thehill.com

Donald Trump and the GOP, I want my party back

OPINION | The Republican party no longer stands with conservatives.

thehill.com

 

[Sue Lightning]

“I am a conservative. I have always been a conservative. And I really, really want to go back to arguing for conservative causes. But until the people who have stolen that word from me return it…I have to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with my liberal friends.

Because I have tell you, as it sits, they are far closer to where I have always stood on the political spectrum than anyone who wears an (R) after their name in Congress or pulled the lever for that precancerous orange colon polyp who is about to enter the White House.”

This shit makes no sense. If your liberal friends are closer to where you lean because Trump is too conservative you were probably never a true conservative.

 

[Turry Fawks]

This shit makes no sense. If your liberal friends are closer to where you lean because Trump is too conservative you were probably never a true conservative.

In ten years having blacks fart in your wife will be a plank of the republican party.

 

[Cuphead]

“I am a conservative. I have always been a conservative. And I really, really want to go back to arguing for conservative causes. But until the people who have stolen that word from me return it…I have to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with my liberal friends.

Because I have tell you, as it sits, they are far closer to where I have always stood on the political spectrum than anyone who wears an (R) after their name in Congress or pulled the lever for that precancerous orange colon polyp who is about to enter the White House.”

This shit makes no sense. If your liberal friends are closer to where you lean because Trump is too conservative you were probably never a true conservative.

His whole "Im a conservative, child" bit is nothing more than so he can go "GOTCHA" to people. He doesn't share one single Conservative view point.

 

[SFWA liaison]

his writing is bizarre, he mentions having a Mustang as a sing of being a manly man in multiple op-eds about politics. His brain is completely fried.

and he hasn't gotten a writing gig like these in years, oopsie doodles

 

[CompoundBasement]

 

[Carlo Hambino]

”My biological father is a worthless fatso” - Annabelle

 

[Stent]

Colin Kaepernick should have been aborted, child.

 

[Handsome_Pat]

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Colin Kaepernick exposes the racial double standard of fame

OPINION | Denying black athletes a voice is the height of hypocrisy.

thehill.com

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Donald Trump and the GOP, I want my party back

OPINION | The Republican party no longer stands with conservatives.

thehill.com

Can we find a single tweet where he espouses a single classically conservative belief?

 

[EraGodless]

“I am a conservative. I have always been a conservative. And I really, really want to go back to arguing for conservative causes. But until the people who have stolen that word from me return it…I have to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with my liberal friends.

Because I have tell you, as it sits, they are far closer to where I have always stood on the political spectrum than anyone who wears an (R) after their name in Congress or pulled the lever for that precancerous orange colon polyp who is about to enter the White House.”

This shit makes no sense. If your liberal friends are closer to where you lean because Trump is too conservative you were probably never a true conservative.

Yes- that is why he voted for Ralph Nader, John Kerry, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden. Very conservative, child.

 

[EraGodless]

“I am a conservative. I have always been a conservative. And I really, really want to go back to arguing for conservative causes. But until the people who have stolen that word from me return it…I have to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with my liberal friends.

Because I have tell you, as it sits, they are far closer to where I have always stood on the political spectrum than anyone who wears an (R) after their name in Congress or pulled the lever for that precancerous orange colon polyp who is about to enter the White House.”

This shit makes no sense. If your liberal friends are closer to where you lean because Trump is too conservative you were probably never a true conservative.

He's retarded. He's Larping. He's fat. I hate him.

 

[PogromStallone]

“I am a conservative. I have always been a conservative. And I really, really want to go back to arguing for conservative causes. But until the people who have stolen that word from me return it…I have to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with my liberal friends.

Because I have tell you, as it sits, they are far closer to where I have always stood on the political spectrum than anyone who wears an (R) after their name in Congress or pulled the lever for that precancerous orange colon polyp who is about to enter the White House.”

This shit makes no sense. If your liberal friends are closer to where you lean because Trump is too conservative you were probably never a true conservative.

Famously it's the right that has moved so far to the right that people with the same beliefs they had ten years ago are now considered left. Not the other way around.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

“I am a conservative. I have always been a conservative. And I really, really want to go back to arguing for conservative causes. But until the people who have stolen that word from me return it…I have to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with my liberal friends.

Because I have tell you, as it sits, they are far closer to where I have always stood on the political spectrum than anyone who wears an (R) after their name in Congress or pulled the lever for that precancerous orange colon polyp who is about to enter the White House.”

This shit makes no sense. If your liberal friends are closer to where you lean because Trump is too conservative you were probably never a true conservative.

I thought the article was about Kaepernick, did he make it about himself?

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

I thought the article was about Kaepernick, did he make it about himself?

That would be a rare thing for him to do, usually he rarely makes anything about himself. I didn't read it, but I'm guessing in the story about football old Tommy Tomlinson was a star fullback or some other weird easily disproven lie about his daddy

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I thought the article was about Kaepernick, did he make it about himself?

He makes everything about himself. One of the most severe cases of narcissism I’ve ever seen. It’s funny how he claims to hate Trump so much yet would act just like Trump if he had his money / status / etc.

 

[MonsterSteve]

his writing is bizarre, he mentions having a Mustang as a sing of being a manly man in multiple op-eds about politics. His brain is completely fried.

and he hasn't gotten a writing gig like these in years, oopsie doodles

I got news for ya. His brain was never there to begin with.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That would be a rare thing for him to do, usually he rarely makes anything about himself. I didn't read it, but I'm guessing in the story about football old Tommy Tomlinson was a star fullback or some other weird easily disproven lie about his daddy

I remember he once claimed some team that needed a QB would win the Super Bowl if they signed Kaep - forgetting that Kaep DID play in a Super Bowl and lost.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I remember he once claimed some team that needed a QB would win the Super Bowl if they signed Kaep - forgetting that Kaep DID play in a Super Bowl and lost.

Quadruple F.

Fake Football Fan Who's Fat.

 

[Reginald The Florist]

I remember he once claimed some team that needed a QB would win the Super Bowl if they signed Kaep - forgetting that Kaep DID play in a Super Bowl and lost.

Kaep is an attention whoring moron and I remember that tweet and it was dumb as shit but your logic here is retarded.

So so so just because a guy lost a super bowl doesn’t mean he can’t help elevate another team to win one? Sounds like some autistic brained binary thinking shit to me

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Quadruple F.

Fake Football Fan Who's Fat.

* With Bitch Tits