I debated just leaving and never coming home but I ended up killing it with a squash racket while I shrieked and screamed like a girl. I've never been so afraid in my life. Nothing gives me the fucking willies more than bats indoors.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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A bat got in my house last night
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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Next time fill bath tub at least half full and leave bathroom door open, apparently they try to get some water but hit side then drown, I've got four that way
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It's 1/100 fat retard. If you get bit, kill the bat and take it for testing. If negative avoid yourself the hassle of getting 8 very painful shots
I went down a rabbithole of watching videos of people with rabies on YouTube a while back. I wouldn’t recommend it.
Apparently it’s pretty common in India still. Another reason to never visit that shithole.
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Fawkin home run!
Where do you guys live that there are so many bats around? I remember seeing that bridge in Austin that all the bats famously fly to, while visiting in 2016, but I have never seen a bat in SoCal or anywhere else. Creepy lil buggers.
Ohhhh. So that's why they're called BAThs.
I worked on marketing a rabies vaccine. Apparently they can cause microcuts on your skin and if their saliva gets in there, you got the rabies. I'd recommend playing it safe and getting checked out.
XOXO
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Got jitters just from reading this shit!
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WWAW wolf spiders in your basement
Spiders don't bother me as long as they're not crawling on me. I hate those centipede cocksuckers with all the legs.
I wouldn't have been scared. I'm straight though.
They are pretty much everywhere. I can see them in my garden all the time around dusk. Fast little fuckers.
Should've called Manu Ginobili.
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Do you have anyone in the house between 8-80? Could have been the count delivering iPads.
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Spiders rule. Theres a few with webs in the little inset windows in my basement and you can see all the pesky little fuckin insects they captured from coming into my house.
I would have made it my God
The house version of those fuckers are the fastest things I have seen and if they get away before you can smash em or spray them (they always do) then I get no sleep that night.
Are they working on a vaccine for the other closely related deadly incurable disease rabbis?