79 out of 1 million

[N64 Cube]

So Pat has a tweet from yesterday that has 1 million views.
From this tweet, only 79 out those views got him followers. Which is 0.0079%.
Sad!

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1671684153157337090

 

[CompoundBasement]

So Pat has a tweet from yesterday that has 1 million views.
From this tweet, only 79 out those views got him followers. Which is 0.0079%.
Sad!

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1671684153157337090

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Most of the views are people saying, "Who is this fucking moron?" Then they Google him and see he's only famous for being a fucking moron.

 

[NigelCumia]

This is an underrated hateable pat characteristic. He's so confident in his opinions and hypothesis that he states them as absolute fact.

 

[guest]

This is an underrated hateable pat characteristic. He's so confident in his opinions and hypothesis that he states them as absolute fact.

It's not confidence, it's just something a lot of uneducated morons do - see Joe/Nana etc

 

[Jenna]

This is an underrated hateable pat characteristic. He's so confident in his opinions and hypothesis that he states them as absolute fact.

He's a narcissist and a storyteller. Which means he always has to "figure out" what the other side is thinking, and surprise surprise it always ends up being a strawman for him to easily topple.

Abortion? Republicans want to rape women. Gun control? Republicans want children to die. LGBT rights? Republicans want to criminalize sexuality and send them all to death camps.

99% of people today are obsessed with propaganda so they'll lap up the most ridiculous shit against the enemy as long as it gives them "THEY ARE LIKE THAT" validation.

 

[Stent]

: Well, Tomlinson, you've done it again. You firebranded a million people. Time for a drink to celebrate another political win for the good guys.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

: Well, Tomlinson, you've done it again. You firebranded a million people. Time for a drink to celebrate another political win for the good guys.

"Jolly good show, Tomlinson, if I do oink so myself."

 

[TorqueWheeler]

: “Who needs to complete the work that pays my bills when I can garner 1,000,000 meaningless eyeballs on this low hanging fruit for TDS retards!”

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

He was hitting f5 to refresh so often it artificially boosted the view count to this level. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Most of the views are people saying, "Who is this fucking moron?" Then they Google him and see he's only famous for being a fucking moron.

Yep, just think about it. Over a million people looked at his tweet and only 79 people thought his take was good enough for a follow. That's impossibly low. You'd think at least a few thousand would throw him a pity follow or even mistakenly follow. He was put on this earth to be made fun of and he's fulfilling his duty pretty well.