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Think carefully before you answer! [SIZE=9px]And also publicly declare that you are not suicidal[/SIZE].
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Lol the video getting blocked is so on brand. [MEDIA=youtube]uSTOcyevIOE[/MEDIA]
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Okay you guys can't let me bomb every fucking night.
I'd vote if #3 was "not enough"
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Someone's getting Epsteined tomorrow.
I don't carry enough life insurance for it to be worth it. I plan on leaving a pissed off family.
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Nothing to do with this thread or whatever but did you know a guy named Larry Silverstine was the leaseholder for the WTC? Guess who took out an insurance plan (that inluded terrorism) a few weeks before 9/11…?
6,000,000? 200,000? How bout I’m doing none of them?
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I was working on a Norm like joke similar to this, but I'm not funny so I dropped it. Glad you got it out there.
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Come on! This was a good one!
You guys are fucking assholes.
You guys are fucking assholes.
wooden doors
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There was also a materiaty ward during the bit.
Or something I don't even remember how the Holocaust denial bit goes.
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[SIZE=26px]IT WAS 11,000,000[/SIZE]
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I am so ridiculously bad at this
It's not even funny
It's not even funny
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Bumbing this because I swear it was a good bit.