- Forum Clout
- 283,160
-
Recently, onaforums has taken to opening a substack. You can subscribe to this substack to get email notifications when the site is down, gets a new domain name, or is otherwise running into trouble. We are not accepting donations at this time, so please skip the part where it asks if you would like to contribute. Subscribe at onaforums.substack.com
-
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators. If you want your account deleted, send a private message to @BlackTransLivesMatter
Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
[email protected]
$53k in debt.. " No thanks, Ill do this for free!"
- Thread starter Slackjawed Cow
- Start date
- Forum Clout
- 46,439
This would be great for Quasi and he knows it. Beyond his seething jealousy and hatred of Musk, he won't do it because Quasi can garnish it, along with whomever else might have judgments against him.
- Forum Clout
- 283,160
So edgy Pat. You are really showing him by tweeting for free on the platform he owns.
- Forum Clout
- 46,439
"Technically" fatso owes "John Doe" according to court docs.
- Forum Clout
- 5,186
That just means he has to average 5000 tweets per month. Definitely within his capabilities since he's jobless, wifeless, and penniless
- Forum Clout
- 29,587
I’m sure we could get those numbahs up if the fat bum had any intention of paying quasi.
- Forum Clout
- 113,350
impotent squeal into the void
- Forum Clout
- 4,466
He really doesn't. It's just Elmo's advertising. it's not telling him specifically he qualifies. He can in some fantasy world qualify.
G
guest
Guest
Elon's toy throws out peanuts to the monkeys in the zoo as a "thank you" for making his toy money he doesn't need. One particularly fat and nasty baboon who didn't get any peanuts because he didn't ask shouts a vulgarity at Elon. Elon doesn't hear the monkey because he's on a yacht off the coast of the Cinque Terre.
- Forum Clout
- 211,536
Lotta fawkin monkeys in this situation.
- Forum Clout
- 15,399
Wait, I thought Elon was just paying far right radicals.
- Forum Clout
- 33,721
That’s the lie Piggy, Wacky Jackie and their brain dead mouth breathing ilk keep parading out.
- Forum Clout
- 80,193
The fact that this pig thinks Musk actually sees, let alone gives a shit about any of his impotent foot stomping is unspeakably pathetic.
Fatty - Musk bought Twitter specifically to piss off people just like you. Keep showing everyone how well it's working, mongoloid.
- Forum Clout
- 19,834
A very quick comparison of a handful of each of their recent tweets shows that while Patrick has around 3% of benny johnsons followers, he is only averaging 0.95% as many comments, 0.83% as many retweets, 0.54% as many likes and 0.64% of his impressions.
Adjusted for the same amount of followers Benny is anywhere from 3 to 6 times better at twitter than a milwaukee pig and is very consistent. There would be variability on the odd occasion when Patrick goes pig-viral, and he tweets a hell of a lot more than Benny so who knows whether that would translate to more accumulative value but given the sheer amount of time he spends on twitter Pats hourly rate would be like something given to a sweatshop intern.
That's a pretty righteous hundred bucks or so a month Patrick is missing out on.
Adjusted for the same amount of followers Benny is anywhere from 3 to 6 times better at twitter than a milwaukee pig and is very consistent. There would be variability on the odd occasion when Patrick goes pig-viral, and he tweets a hell of a lot more than Benny so who knows whether that would translate to more accumulative value but given the sheer amount of time he spends on twitter Pats hourly rate would be like something given to a sweatshop intern.
That's a pretty righteous hundred bucks or so a month Patrick is missing out on.
G
guest
Guest
Can he be compelled by Quasi to buy the blue check from Elon in order to cash in on his ad money? Also, nice humblebrag faggot
- Forum Clout
- 17,714
I would've thought that writing 'Enjoy prison, stlaker' 500 times per month would fetch him more views
- Forum Clout
- 11,022
Haha he's said in the past that his "work" on Twitter deserves compensation. But now he can't take the money because he's attacked people with blue checks like eighty times.
I could see him getting a decent check since he had a number of viral faggot tweets in the last month. He could probably buy a central ac unit for Niki but he can't now. God constantly mocks him. Too funny. Too fat.
I could see him getting a decent check since he had a number of viral faggot tweets in the last month. He could probably buy a central ac unit for Niki but he can't now. God constantly mocks him. Too funny. Too fat.
- Forum Clout
- 52,217
Reminder: Patrick supposedly contacted the Biden administration to draw attention to his stlaking claims. He was legitimately angry that they didn't give two fucks .