09-07-21 Mewler Report: Pig's empire of slop: Everyone he knows goes away in the end

[RobertMewler]

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He'd be better off not buying followers and paying child support.

 

[peckafacce]

Immediately losing 6 followers after again 62 is perfectly normal, right? Pat also likes to claim that its bots getting banned, which is even worse then real people. Bot's don't follow you unless you pay for them in the first place. tick tock piggy.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Great use of money, fucktard.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Patso twitter breakdown:

Purchasing 75 followers on twitter: $15
Buying an overpriced phone to use it with: $1799
Hiring a lawyer to get your account back: $5000
Pouring thousands of dollars into a platform people use to mock you: priceless

There some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's welfare.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Pat fell for Ade like a child.

Ohhhhh and his Twitter went wild.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Niki’s first, effeminate roommate tweeted 57 times and had one (1) tweet with over 100 likes (193). Fatty is followed by over 40k accounts (mostly purchased bots), and this means that even on his biggest tweet, over 99.5% of his “followers” couldn’t even be bothered to press a small heart button. Pathetic.
This report provides daily statistical proof he’s not just fat, but also really bad at Twitter. Why is this his entire life? Is it because he’s a pants-shitting retard?

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

He posted this cope today.

They're not lost followers, I prune them, child. What a fat fucking liar.

 

[Will Tate]

He posted this cope today.

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They're not lost followers, I prune them, child. What a fat fucking liar.

In other words, if one of his followers pipes up and doesn't have adoring praise for Mama Raven's special important super Twitter boy, he blocks that person. I'm sure that conducive to increasing book sales. Sounds like the only person causing you loss of income, Rick, is yourself.

And cut it out with this "airlock" shit already, you're 41 fucking years old.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Because he usually only gets a few at a time.

 

[HotDogJoe]

He posted this cope today.

They're not lost followers, I prune them, child. What a fat fucking liar.

"bad-faith followers" aka people who don't agree with literally every single thing I say.

God I fucking hate him.

 

[Raymond]

To be fair, he's pretty picky in his selection of social media contacts.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"I prune my followers list aggressively."

That's exactly what you need, Patrick. Tweeting 40-60+ times a day, and then spending even more time on twitter. Maybe he's right and we are just jealous of his life.

"...they get the shaft, too."

You don't give anyone any shaft, Pat. It's time to admit that there's no shaft and it's a nub at best, buddy.

 

[RobertMewler]

"I prune my followers list aggressively."

That's exactly what you need, Patrick. Tweeting 40-60+ times a day, and then spending even more time on twitter. Maybe he's right and we are just jealous of his life.

"...they get the shaft, too."

You don't give anyone any shaft, Pat. It's time to admit that there's no shaft and it's a nub at best, buddy.

I remember Adrienne gave him the shaft one day.

I love the new halo over Fez in your av now.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He posted this cope today.

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They're not lost followers, I prune them, child. What a fat fucking liar.

This 41 year old man who has achieved absolutely nothing in his horrendous life thinks following him on Twitter is a privilege. People who think the government are listening to your thoughts via the fillings in your teeth are less deranged.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I remember Adrienne gave him the shaft one day.

I love the new halo over Fez in your av now.

At least ol' Fezzie went out doing something he loved... being in the hospital.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

To be fair, he's pretty picky in his selection of social media contacts.

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Pat should grow a beard. Can’t even tell that’s all his new, better chin in the right light.