05-21-22 Mewler Report: Well, boys. He's slowly rolled up to 47,080. Any predictions for what comes nexxxsssT?

[RobertMewler]

 

[Udders]

He farts into the couch, diddles his cats' assholes, tweets 100 more times, eats some garbage, argues with his fence, and owes Quaso more money. But I'm just going out on a limb here.

 

[ChildlessHambino]

164,635 tweets, that’s 164,635 times he could have called his daughter.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

 

[HotDogJoe]

Any predictions for what comes nexxxsssT?​

Fat.

 

[Harry Powell]

I’ve been here way too long because it genuinely bothers me that he got back up above 47k.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I love that pat thinks twitter is where he will get fame and fortune. He made a couple bucks like 5 years ago and has been trying to get noticed ever since. No matter what his follower count says, its not paying the bills.

 

[guest]

#jealous

 

[Harry Powell]

I love that pat thinks twitter is where he will get fame and fortune. He made a couple bucks like 5 years ago and has been trying to get noticed ever since. No matter what his follower count says, its not paying the bills.

But it does make him feel popular and powerful, both things he’s never experienced in any other arena in his life, and therefore he will sacrifice everything to keep his Twitter.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

But it does make him feel popular and powerful, both things he’s never experienced in any other arena in his life, and therefore he will sacrifice everything to keep his Twitter.

The retweeting of old post multiple times a month is of the many pathetic things he does on a daily basis.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I love that pat thinks twitter is where he will get fame and fortune. He made a couple bucks like 5 years ago and has been trying to get noticed ever since. No matter what his follower count says, its not paying the bills.

Funny that Patrick is too dumb to realize Elon exposed the 50%+ twitter bot count as part of the troll-buy.

Get rekt fgt.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Meanwhile....

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

 

[Ladynyahh]

Patrick's having a good time with Nibbler and we hate that

 

[Udders]

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Boy that takes me back.

 

[RobertMewler]

Boy that takes me back.

Same. WWAW the getting slimed?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Boy that takes me back.

Same. WWAW the getting slimed?

I remember watching it when I was a real little kid in the 90s, TV on saturdays was 95% leftover programming from the 80s

 

[wbgreen]

Did he go viral stealing someone else's thought? Or are the people who loudly quit Twitter when Elon announced he'd buy it quietly crawling back?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Did he go viral stealing someone else's thought? Or are the people who loudly quit Twitter when Elon announced he'd buy it quietly crawling back?

It does seem like they are making an huge effort to not lose their safe space.