01-21-22 Mewler Report: Pig tweeted only 15 times yesterday. Lawsuit loser depression!

[RobertMewler]

 

[captain_kamala]

he's like an old dog when they start shutting down. soon it will be time to cross the rainbow bridge.

 

[guest]

Too poor for in-flight wifi

 

[captain_kamala]

Too poor for in-flight wifi

he probably doesn't have a card, niki gives him a lil pocket money

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

The losing streak continues

 

[Stent]

154k tweets. Much better than the love of raising your own child.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Still lost 2 followers too. You're just not an appealing person, Rick. Probably due to your fatness.

 

[fusciasomething]

154k tweets. Much better than the love of raising your own child.

Rick is so stupid he is going to take this as validation. And then he will lose more followers

 

[guest]

154k tweets. Much better than the love of raising your own child.

A 300-page novel is 100K words. His average tweet has what, 10 words? so 1.54 Million words tweeted. That's 15 novels he could have written in that time.

 

[Clint Ruin]

A 300-page novel is 100K words. His average tweet has what, 10 words? so 1.54 Million words tweeted. That's 15 novels he could have written in that time.

You have to cut out however many of those words are shitty stolen jokes he copied and pasted from other Twitter users, because he didn't actually write those.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

13 straight L’s in Follower count. It’s a late Christmas Miracle!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Too busy signing copies and holding court with my adoring legion of fans, child.

*sniff*

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

he probably doesn't have a card, niki gives him a lil pocket money

That made me sad to imagine.

Niki hands Patty a phone charger and $100 dollars and sends him on to the events. That's why he bunks with Rakfaggy, Rakfaggy is the adult with the credit card to chaperone soft-headed Pat.

No one was correcTing smarmy special internet trollslayer soft-headed Pat. Maybe they will now.

The people that made Patso's life a never-ending Make-A-Wish but enabling the retarded should be run over with a garbage truck.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

That made me sad to imagine.

Niki hands Patty a phone charger and $100 dollars and sends him on to the events. That's why he bunks with Rakfaggy, Rakfaggy is the adult with the credit card to chaperone soft-headed Pat.

No one was correcTing smarmy special internet trollslayer soft-headed Pat. Maybe they will now.

The people that made Patso's life a never-ending Make-A-Wish but enabling the retarded should be run over with a garbage truck.

He is so like a make a wish kid. Niki literally treats him like he’s 11. I find it hilarious.

The Make a Wish kids we see at Disney act more like adults than Pat does.

 

[guest]

You have to cut out however many of those words are shitty stolen jokes he copied and pasted from other Twitter users, because he didn't actually write those.

Also the 100k times he typed "child."

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Sure, he tweets a lot. Some would describe his tweeting habit as one which occupies him all day everyday. At least he takes a break for work and when he attends conventions and appears in panels.

Oh.

Never mind.

 

[guest]

Jesus Christ, what the hell is happening to his head?

 

[guest]

The face of someone enthralled/possessed by some kind of malicious A.I. There's your next sci-fi plotline, fat fuck.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

" Stop by and say Hi. Get a book signed."

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat seems to have taken this empty con as an excuse to buy a bunch of followers. Everyone always gains 20 followers in a minute for no reason, right?