-
- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
🚨 TODAYS THE DAY THE DAN MAN RETURNS! 🚨
- Thread starter Milk74
- Start date
Where do I sign up? Is there merch I can buy? Giant hats? A slobber guard for my shirt? Are the ties edible? Can't wait to see Dan putting those extra chromosomes to work again.
I don't have a professional background in police work that would qualify me to produce a podcast, but if you're trying to build an audience is it an industry "best practice" to broadcast at completely irregular times on no set schedule on different channels each time?
All the marks that talk shit about me will rush over there to join the anti-woke comedy message board to end all anti-woke comedy message boards, funsters.
Will that really happen
Mod positions will be for closers only, funster.
Just good OPSEC brothaman, after Dan interviewed the leader of Boko Haram and sent him 30x Amazon giftcards... he gotta keep his head on a swivel
ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED SOON! MORE AWESOME INFO TO COME!
YES.
I see a Dan simp post, I car crash, simple as. Stop feeding into his famewhore delusions; Dan only does funny shit when he's attention starved.
I would legitimately 100% buy Dan Mullen merchandise.
What's his other channel? Cloak'n'Dagger Dan, guerilla podcaster.
Edit: Dan, feel free to use this for your next rebranding. I'll even set you up with a cool logo, DM me. No BS.
Edit: Dan, feel free to use this for your next rebranding. I'll even set you up with a cool logo, DM me. No BS.
Last edited:
And I hope someone legitimately 100% wears it to Hooligans
I would want it to look classy. Any ideas?
Maybe a logo based on something that symbolizes old-world tradition. Also it would need to fit in with modern American and more specifically Boston-area sensibilities, you gotta rep your home set. And perhaps most importantly, it would need to convey a sense of fun along with the class. An homage to a classic brand, maybe something like this:
I like how posters assume they're just gonna spam Niko butthole and shit pics with complete impunity. Bitches getting too safe and comfortable with Quasi's hands-off moderation style. Nobody remembers having to PM u/BigGreenYamo to explain it was just a joke and beg him to reverse your tempban.
Justice is coming.
Every town has a retard. Plymouth has a legend.
Justice is coming.
Every town has a retard. Plymouth has a legend.
