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lowend73

never caught lackin
This "man" would regularly eat egg whites and talk about it on air which ironically is the gayest thing about the Worm :image_9248:


Between the child molestation stories, stealing of jokes, tranny stories, gay jokes, stealing of jokes, child molestation stories, stealing of jokes, aids jokes, tranny stories, gay stories...

It is a really gay thing to talk about (no offense if there are any on here)
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
There was a time where athletes would autograph just about anyone on the street who came up to them as long as it was just a simple signing of a shirt or card. At some point the whole 'memorabilia' business exploded online. The homerun chases were especially crazy with this. And instead of young kids rushing the athletes to get autographs it became old dudes looking to score a signature from Mark McGwire just to sell online or immediately dump to a sport store. The guys who run memorabilia stores literally stampeded over kids and gold digging women to score those autographs.

I was staying at a hotel where the UFC athletes were. And there were dudes waiting outside with gloves and ring gear to ambush the athletes to get them to sign stuff with special silver pens. And these guys would then sell the stuff right outside of MSG to anyone going in and out. And they were experts on knowing the schedules of the athletes. And would stand in front of their limos or rides as well to basically make them autograph a glove so they could step past them to get into their hotel or car.

Another thing with memorabilia is that it is all fake. After McGwire hit number 62 there were probably 100K fake signature items like balls and bats online for purchase that night. When he maybe signed a few hundred that night before going to sleep.
It’s funny you say that - I distinctly remember my buddy writing athletes and getting signed photos back from them all the time. He had 10 or 20 from all the best baseball players in the 90s. Chipper Jones, Mike Piazza, etc. No idea if they were real or just a stamp but he got a kick out of writing them and getting stuff back.

I accompanied another friend to a charity signing event years ago for the city’s NHL team and it was all older men paying hundreds of dollars to have the top players sign all types of stuff (jerseys, pucks, gloves, etc.). There were barely any kids there at all.
 
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