“I cum in a woman”

[bovinebrain]

Never forget that fat faggot actually posted those words on Twitter. So pent up with rage that he didn’t lose his virginity until very late in his adulthood that he has to overcompensate and prove all of his high school bullies wrong decades later.

“I cum in a woman.” Do ya?

The thought of this fat ugly faggot cumming in anything makes me want to vomit.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Fawking Alfred Hitchcock Presents over here!

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

His suits say they also come in mens

 

[Steve Ramone]

Which lizard did he name a woman?

 

[FatGPT]

His suits say they also come in mens

Faaaawkin line of da day.

 

[HotAnus]

I bet his 'o' face and sound is just a loud squeaky fart as his eyes lifelessly gaze upwards

 

[captain_kamala]

Niki got an iud specifically so he could do this

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Niki got an iud specifically so he could do this

I'm not sure she needs to anymore, from looking at her I think that train has sailed

 

[DanFielding]

Pat’s dick is so small his sperm comes out single file.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Niki got an iud specifically so he could do this

In hindsight he might regard it as a missed opportunity: We had to go to the clinic today 1/27

 

[Dog Eater]

Niki got an iud specifically so he could do this

If only all women with bad taste in men were so smart.

 

[Will Tate]

Also cums in other dudes' hands.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Also cums in other dudes' hands.

Videos on the internet are easily and often manipulated, infant baby child

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Also cums in other dudes' hands.

Rick gets cummed on, not the other way around.

 

[McGowan6]

He really looks like Erock in the 1st one. Another one shooting duds

 

[RaggotFetard]

He also has many friends that eat cum, child.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I bet his 'o' face and sound is just a loud squeaky fart as his eyes lifelessly gaze upwards

I don’t know why I’m gonna write this, but whatever. Here it goes:

I bet Pat is the absolute worst fuck on earth. I had a phase in my late 20s (why?) where I really enjoyed hangover sex. For whatever reason, I’d wake up with a splitting headache, stale beer breathe and nausea but I’d be ready to go almost right away.

My poor girlfriend had to deal with me groping and grinding until I convinced her to spread her legs, and about 5 pumps in I’d be done while she was annoyed that I’d woke her up. I would go back to sleep and then a few hours later be ashamed. I was also very overweight and had a horrid beer gut.

I bet that’s Pat’s sex life on a good day.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I don’t know why I’m gonna write this, but whatever. Here it goes:

I bet Pat is the absolute worst fuck on earth. I had a phase in my late 20s (why?) where I really enjoyed hangover sex. For whatever reason, I’d wake up with a splitting headache, stale beer breathe and nausea but I’d be ready to go almost right away.

My poor girlfriend had to deal with me groping and grinding until I convinced her to spread her legs, and about 5 pumps in I’d be done while she was annoyed that I’d woke her up. I would go back to sleep and then a few hours later be ashamed. I was also very overweight and had a horrid beer gut.

I bet that’s Pat’s sex life on a good day.

Wrong. He fucks with skill and enthusiasm. He said so himself.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Ready access to his wife's puss

 

[Harry Powell]

He came in her the day before yesterday, child