Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it.
Claim you need to violate first amendment anonymity because you're a special boy. Get three chances to submit evidence. Say three times that you don't need evidence because you're a special boy. Owe 24k. Refuse to pay until it's 50k.