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Sure, here's an example of dialogue in a more sarcastic tone, featuring a transgender space crab, a parody of Donald Trump, a spaceship getting repossessed, and an Olive Garden in space

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"Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you, this is just fantastic, I can't believe my luck," said the parody of Donald Trump, gesturing towards the space crab. "I mean, who would have thought? A transgender space crab, in space, just what we needed. Another thing to be tolerant about. Isn't that special?"

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The crowd, a mix of humans and aliens, rolled their eyes and groaned at the politician's remarks.But the space crab, Kralek, was unimpressed. "My gender identity is not a punchline, Mr. Trump," they said, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "And I assure you, I am quite real, and quite fabulous.

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"The parody of Trump laughed, "Oh, I believe you're real all right. But that doesn't mean you should be allowed to exist. We need to make space great again and that means getting rid of the freaks and weirdos.

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"Suddenly, a group of aliens dressed in suits approached the crowd. One of them spoke up, "Excuse us, but we are here to repossess this spaceship, as the owner has defaulted on their loan.

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Again."The crowd looks surprised and some of them recognize the spaceship as Kralek's.Kralek sighed, "Oh great, just what I needed, yet another reason to hate Mondays."The crowd erupted into laughter, drowning out the parody of Trump's protests and the repossession agents, who eventually left.

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And just as people were about to dispersed one of them suggested "Hey, anyone up for some unlimited breadsticks at Olive Garden in space? "The crowd erupted in joy and they all head to Olive Garden in space, the newest and the only Olive Garden in the galaxy

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